Help! What does Damon call Stefan's speech? The one about Elena in 1x21 "Isoble"

Here's the dialog.

Damon: Oh, you started it Stefan with that whole “I’m insecure to leave Elena alone” speech. I’m enjoying that.

Stefan: As long as you heard it.

Damon: [jokingly] Wait, huh? What?

Stefan: [chuckles]

Damon: You have no sense of humor, Stefan.

Stefan: Actually, I just have no sense of Damon humor.

Damon: Damon humor? Hey, look. I get it, I get it! I’m the better, hotter, superior choice and you’re scared knowing Katherine’s out of the picture that I’m gonna turn all my attention to Elena. But don’t worry, Elena is not Katherine.

Stefan: You’re right, she’s not.