What is your all-time fav Homer quote??

Homer at aunt gladce's funereal
He walks up to the coffen
"Im hungry, I thought there be food here, I mean really really hungry"..."ITS JUST NOT FAIR DAM#IT!"-Homer

"Here's To Alcohol, The Cause Of...And Solution To, All Of Life's Problems"

and also...

"I didn't lie, I created fiction with my mouth"

    One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish (s2 ep11):
"I want to share something with you:
The three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: Cover for me.
Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss!
Number 3: It was like that when I got here."
by: homer

"Goodbye, Maggie. Stay as sweet as you are.
Goodbye, Lisa. I know you'll make me proud.
Goodbye, Bart. ... I like your sheets."
By:homer

"I wrote a poem for you this afternoon, Homer. It's called,
`To a Husband'.
...
The blackened clouds are forming.
...
Soon the rain will fall.
My dear one is departing.
But first, please heed this call.
That always will I love you,
My one, my love, my all."
by: marge

and...

    Any Given Sundance (t19 ep18)
"I like to cry at the ocean, because, only there, do my tears seems small"
by: nelson

and...

    Last Tap Dance in Springfield
“For a day or a week there’s no place like mall. Fun, food and fashion, the mall has at all”
By: homer/bart

and…

    HOMR (s12 ep9)
"Lisa, I'm taking the coward's way out. But before I do, I just wanted to say being smart made me appreciate just how amazing you really are.
By: homer

when homer wanted to kill him self because the countryfie take his home,,he said to the kids:good bye!! and hang him self in the tree..he felt..and the tree crash his car...he said"d'oohh!
and there's soooooooooooooooooooooooooo mannny things make me gooo crazy!! like ...kids u tried your best and u failled misseribley the lesson is never try!!,,
and
he said oncee : maargee..if u looked in the past evrey thing would be awful!.
that's right...cause everything if u looked in the past it would be bad and u'll feel emmbarressed!!

Mmmmm donut!

ITS not my all time fav but its one worth crediting
Homer marge you are as pretty as princess leia and as smart as Yoda

Do'h! I like that one.