The Office Hypothetical Scenario: You have been put into the witness protection program and been given a new identity. Where would you rather end up working?
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Dunder Mifflin Albany ~ the boss is said to be generous with bonuses
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Dunder Mifflin Akron ~ Ohio sounds very quiet and peaceful
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Dunder Mifflin Scranton ~ rumors have it they have a Free Pretzel Day
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Dunder Mifflin Corporate ~ more money, more responsibility
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Dunder Mifflin Yonkers ~ Yonkers is just fun to say, don't you think?
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Okay, why exactly am I having to work at a paper company? Jeez.
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