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The Office Quote Conversation

marissa posted on Feb 01, 2008 at 01:14PM
A new game I thought would be fun to try:

We start a conversation using only The Office quotes, and see how long we can keep it going!

Example:
person1 - I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
person2 - You're a jerk!
person1 - No, you're a presentation tool!

and so on...

I'll start:

which one is pam?

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over a year ago IndianKelly said…
She is the office mattress.
over a year ago llerenaprincipe said…
bears beets battlestar galactica!
over a year ago Luciie-Goosiie said…
false blackk bear.
over a year ago afewlinesmore said…
Well that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought---
over a year ago smoore23 said…
Wrong. Four Americans every year die from rabies.
over a year ago Luciie-Goosiie said…
I dont see it that way, you know why not??? because i am collar blind.
over a year ago HannaK said…
but do you think that Oscar and Angela are having a gay relationship?
over a year ago afewlinesmore said…
Well, to be fair... blondes, brunettes, you know, there's a lot of dumb people out there.
over a year ago wtb2612 said…
How many people can I fire?
over a year ago afewlinesmore said…
I know that we need to cut costs. We could fire Meredith. That's a big cost.
over a year ago smoore23 said…
It does make sense to fire the least popular person because it would have the least effect on morale.
over a year ago afewlinesmore said…
That was my advice. Remember? I'm the one who suggested that you fire him.
over a year ago Luciie-Goosiie said…
That was bad advice from my number 2.
over a year ago wtb2612 said…
I like to go in the women’s room for number two. I’ve been caught several times, and I have paid dearly.
over a year ago tyleroffice4 said…
The men's room is white's only.
over a year ago afewlinesmore said…
Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a ladies room for a reason. And if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.
over a year ago Luciie-Goosiie said…
I can hear it in your voice, you need a break
over a year ago wtb2612 said…
Break me off a piece of that Chrysler car.
over a year ago afewlinesmore said…
I think the Sebring's cool. It's cool. The Seabring's cool. It has a cassette and it has a CD.
over a year ago nezenic said…
... Do you like it?
over a year ago wtb2612 said…
Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.
over a year ago afewlinesmore said…
I really enjoy being judged. I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny.
over a year ago IndianKelly said…
I find that hard to believe, since you have problems with every single person in this office, except Bobblehead Joe.
over a year ago Ross266 said…
It's me, I'm the Bobblehead
over a year ago Luciie-Goosiie said…
you cant fire me dwight
over a year ago jenniferm said…
OK, first, let's go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?
over a year ago tyleroffice4 said…
None, you are picking a health care plan.
over a year ago afewlinesmore said…
God, this is so sad, this is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head.
over a year ago smoore23 said…
I think we broke his brain.
over a year ago Shandiii said…
Retaliation. Tit for tit.
over a year ago Undersoul19 said…
"that is what she said"
over a year ago afewlinesmore said…
Lord beer me the strength
over a year ago smoore23 said…
You are so weak.
over a year ago Shandiii said…
DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!
over a year ago smoore23 said…
Okay, if I step on a mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and die, you can have my job, okay?
over a year ago wtb2612 said…
I can't. Sprinkles is sick.
over a year ago afewlinesmore said…
About 40 times a year, Michael gets really sick, but has no symptoms. Dwight is always gravely concerned.
over a year ago Shandiii said…
Don't worry Michael, I'm taking us to shore!
over a year ago Ross266 said…
I don't work in this car
over a year ago smoore23 said…
What happened to the Sebring?
over a year ago Kerro21 said…
I DROVE MY F*****G CAR INTO A LAKE!!!
over a year ago Shandiii said…
OK. I'm going to have to search your car. Give me your keys.

over a year ago afewlinesmore said…
There's nothing wrong with your car. I just thought you might like a break from the "grief counseling" session.
over a year ago Shandiii said…
Nobody leaves till we work this out. Cage match.
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over a year ago smoore23 said…
I think you mean a girl's locker room.
over a year ago XpsychotickissX said…
Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship.
over a year ago Shandiii said…
Uhh...no, I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney
over a year ago afewlinesmore said…
Look since you have the machine up and running, can I just stick my foot, we take a look?
over a year ago Luciie-Goosiie said…
i do not like being titalated
over a year ago smoore23 said…
That's what she said.
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