#4 was 'the cinvict' im pretty sure.

convict*

8. he readily identified the cannabis that dwight showed him. Too bad it was marijuana. *sigh* :D

These are from dunderball (office quotes site)

"The Convict":
Karen: You can’t give paper clips to a baby. He might swallow them.
Creed: Oh it’s ok, I’ve got tons of them.

"The Merger":
Anna: Look what’s on his computer!
Michael: What’s that, a squid’s eye?
Anna: It’s my left breast.
Michael: [to Creed] How did you...
Creed: Right place at the right time.

"Diwali":
Michael: Another thing about the Indian people: they love sex positions. I present to you the Kama Sutra. I mean look at that, who has seen that before?
Creed: I have. That’s ‘The Union of the Monkey’
Meredith: Oh that’s what they call it.
Kevin: This is the best meeting we have ever had.
Michael: Thank you Kevin.

"Hey kids wanna see a foot with only 4 toes!"

On last night's episode-not sure what it was called-he was ready to help out Dwight with Jim's vampirism pretty fast.

creed was hilarious with his knee jerk willingness to help craft a stake for the bat. lol.