Well, here would be my choices:


Michael: "No one can say no to being my friend"
Dwight: "He's like Batman, I'm like Robin."
Pam: "I have the most boring job"
Jim: "I've never really come back"
Angela: "No."
Kelly: "Fall in love, have babies..."
Ryan: " I have to commit or get out."
Kevin: "He called me dull"

Michael: "That's what she said."
Todd Packer: "Still queer?"
Jim: (no phrase. Instead makes a Jimface.)

Kelly: What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapoor?

Toby: why?

Angela: no cookies

Stanley: Then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day

Dwight: One of my life goals was to die right here, in my desk chair.

Michael:i want 100 kids so i can have 100 friends

jim: "How'd I get to be so awesome?"

pam: ...and only take me 3 years to summons the courage, so thank you

Creed: i stop caring long time ago

Andy: I live to frolf.

Dwight: Remember on Lost when they met "the Others"?

Kelly: I look really good in White!!!

Michael: The most important part of a speech is the opening line. When time is not a factor I like to try out three or four different ones.

Creed: Every week, I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot-check at the paper mill. And of course the one year I blow it off, this happens.

Stanley: I do not think that is funny

Kevin: "He called me dull"

Jim: "Who has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer? This Guy!"

Michael: "Chuck E. Cheese? Oh god, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese."

Toby: "Technically, I am in Human Resouces, and Dwight was asking about human anotomy... I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly."

Dwight: D-W-I-G-H-T.

Kelly: "What about 'second base'? Like, if Michael said he got to second base with you, does that mean, like, you closed a deal?"

Meredith: "In five years, I would like to be 5 years sober. Four and a half."

Pam: "Here's what we think happened: Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight. But then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace, but that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one Dwigt. And Dwight figured it out. Oops."

Stanley: Michael: "What does this look like to you??" Stanley: "Mail-boxes etc."

Creed: "Hey guys, who's making soup?"

Andy: any time he sings, really.

dwight: fact, bears, beets, battle start gallactica
kelly: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
jim: yikes, whoops, whoa, hey beasly
michael: that's what she said
pam, dunder mifflin this is pam
creed: sweet low sweet chariots