The 40 Year-Old Virgin You know how I know you're gay?
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You macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
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You just told me you're not sleeping with women anymore.
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You like Coldplay.
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You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
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I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
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You have a bumper sticker that says, "I love it when balls are in my face."
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You've seen Rent three times.
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Two words "Fanny Pack".
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You're wearing baby blue track pants.
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