Great idea! Well, here are some:

6)When someone says a place is haunted, you shouldn't go in.

7)M&M's count as provisions.

8)Salt is a demon repellent.

9)Rocksalt hurts like hell.

10)Scarecrow's are fugly!

If you See CROATOAN in somewhere you should not be there !

If Dean Says something he's probably right !

Lol so right guys! Yeah we are adding *Smiles dumbly*

13)Dean and Sam look good in everything (Including Orange Jumpsuits)

14)Diner food taste like fried crack

15)Don't mess with Dean....he knows how to torture

16)Sam loves his dolls

17) When you see an old lady in a hospital, you don't call the cost guard, even if there's a cross, that's hanging upside down.

18) In any circumstances, you don't touch a rabbit's foot. It may cause clumsiness.

19) Never take symbols from classic rock record covers and spray it on the wall, claiming as evil signs. Dean will eventually recognize them and then your doomed.

20) Never trust the guy, who claims is your brother, but you haven't heard of him before. He may want to eat you.

Aw Man Aerohead great idea.

21)A P.A. is a slave

22)If someone calls you a bitch you're supposed to call him a jerk back

23)If you see the light at the end of the tunnel it's probably hellfire

24)Low sodium freaks are prime candidates for death by a haunted painting

25)there's no such things as unicorns

Nice ones guys! Thanks Jennifer.
And wait. There's no such thing as unicorns?

You can call me Jenn:p
Apparently not. I was real disappointed. :(

Dating hot demons isnt a good choice..

No matter how dangerous or freaking terrifint something is, Dean will make fun of it.

If you touch metallicar, YOU ARE A DEAD PERSON !

We learn with Dean that the old brother is always right !


:D

Love the on "the oldest is always right", specially when you are the older;D

30)Do not make fun of blind people or little people.

31)Teddy Bears are suicidal and nuts.

32)Hunters and Angels are hot!

33)Dean is Batman...

34)Sleeping with a weapon under your pillow ISN'T fear, it's precaution.

I don't agree with leh or ester, the oldest isn't always right! It's the youngest who really has the power. ;)

35)when a man gets hit by a car he doesn't have full control over his bladder

36) Hunters had crappy guidance counselors

37) A Spongebob placemat makes an awesome altar cloth

38) John Winchester writes like Yoda

39) The apple pie is never worth it

40) Whoever said Dean was the dysfunctional one has never seen Sam with a sharp object in his hands

41) When you have received a call from a Hollywood producer, but on the ride your car smells like dead fish, you know you pissed someone off or someone just wanted to get rid of you.

42) If you see Sam holding superglue, don't touch the bottle of whatever you ordered.

43) If you play rock-paper-scissors with dean, pick rock.

44) Dean's boobs are real.

45) If you are afraid of flying, then humming Metallica always helps.

46) if an extremely cute guy has a vision of your death, run like hell

47)Dean was a goofy looking kid

48)Dolls are never a good sign

49)werewolves are bad ass

50)Chris Angel is a douchebag

51) If someone gives you a Christmas wreath made of meadowsweet, throw it away (or give it to someone you don't like)

52)Only Dean call's Sam, Sammy.

53)Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake-hole.

54)Dean thinks bunnies dying are sad and it's unfair for the little guy.

55)If someone wants the last pare of shoes you are looking at, and walks behind you to your car for them, just hand over the shoes.

56)Teddy Bears are suicidal

57)sirens are needy

58)credit card fraud is an art

59)Hunters are great lockpicks

60)Dean needs to carry paperclips

61) Learn to build shotguns in the sixth grade.

62) People don't go to psychics for the truth, they go for good news.

63) What's dead should stay dead.... (except Sam and Dean!)

64) No chick-flick moments.

65) Never buy somebody else's family portrait.

66)If you wake up to "Heat of the Moment" you're screwed

67)werewolves steal your heart. (in more ways than one)

68)Fairy tales are good for research

69)The Winchesters make great hood ornaments

70)Dean does a great Mr. Woodcock impression

71) Be careful what you wish for.

72) Faith healers may not be working on behalf of God, they may just have a tamed Reaper.

73) If you are going to have a tattoo, make sure it is of a pentagram

74) When someone asks you, "Dude could you be more gay?", Don't answer that.

75) If Bobby’s got a weekend of, you never know what he could do! (Last time he built a ghost proof panic room)

76) If a deranged pychopath dream walker offers you a beer, don't take it

77) Sammy has a thing for the bad girl

78) Angels are bad ass

79) Dean likes the vibrating bed

80) Sam is an adorable drunk

81) It is okay tip for the pie, even if the waitress is a demon.

82) It's okay to forget the pie if YED takes you to firkin frontier land, but no other time!

83) Don't look Sam straight in his puppy eye's he'll put you into a trance.

84) Don't let all the air out of the tires, cuz it will bend the rims.

85) Never put wimpy music on your i-pod lest you want it destroyed.

86) Sam never really owned the Impala

87) Sam knows nothing of his cultural heritage

88) minature philly cheese steak sandwiches are delicious

89) The Trickster has style

90) Sam Winchester=Manbeast

lol.Man beast. Nice one.

91)Purple Nurples are great

92)Always know your fairytales it might come in handy one day.

93)The next to you see a "odd" couple go straight to a wishing well

94)Sam is a part time bikini inspector

95)If you are scared of something in your closet get a 45

96)Don't be racist to demons

97)Dean won't ever trade Sam for smokes.

Wow. You guys add tons. I'm so happy!

Well he is!

98)Sam has OCD

99)Dean doesn't store food in his fridge, he cultivates Darwinism'

100)Harry gets stage fright

101)Don't go camping in the middle of nowhere

102)You should be very afraid of the dark

103)If you get a call from a long lost brother he is probably a ghoul

104)Dean likes his pasta aldente

105)Don't trust calls from dead people

106) If a place is haunted, never bring amateur ghost hunters with you.

107) Dean is a jerk and Sam is a b*tch.

108) Bow Hunting, knife fighting, and Latin are useful skills.

109) Being sacrificed is classier than being killed.

110) Take down your Christmas decorations before you get filleted by an angel sent by God.

111) Obey your dad to get that extra cookie.

112)If you see someone reading the Weekly World News he/she is probably a Trickster

113)Planes crash

114)Dean always picks scissors

115)Dean doesn't like cats

116)Don't try and con a con-man

117)Check your shampoo for Nair on a regular basis.

118)Know a little about a lot of things, just enough to make you dangerous.

119)When aliens abduct you ask them to dance. They like dancing!

120)Demon blood is bad

121)Scarecrows are fugly

122)Sam can get his own dates

123)witches are whores

124)When Sammy loses a rabbit foot it is very amusing

125)13 year old girls can kill

126)Radios never get their signals messed up just because they feel like it- so stop tapping them and go do some demon hunting!!

127)Never reach down a drain for something shiny - you might get eaten by an alligator.

128)Dont fall asleep in the car with Dean..you might wake up with a plastic spoon in your mouth.

129)Never admit that you watch The Oprah Show infront of your younger brother.

130)Samuel Colt was a genius!

131)Winchesters don't stay dead

132)Winchesters don't stay in jail

133)The Ghostfacers think the Winchesters are dicks

134)Sam can make janitors look hot

135)Being a holy vessel is like being strapped to a comet

136)Sam and Dean isn't working for the mandroid.

137)EMF readers can be made from a busted up walkman.

138)If placed upside down, a Spongebob placemat can make a perfectly acceptable altar cloth in a pinch.

139)Dont annoy priests daughters you never know whats avengering there anger.

140)If something sounds to good to be true, it probably is.

141)Dean is always just looking for a beer

142)The boys are Teddy Bear doctors on thursdays

143)Castiel doesn't kid

144)Holy tax accountants are hot

145)Sammy does NOT like clowns

146)MySpace isn't porn.

147)The REO Speedwagon guy sings from the hair, not the heart.

148)If you are a Winchester and you get a nasty cut on your face, don't worry your face will heal up just as pretty as before, within' a day.

149)According to Dean chicks dig artists.

150)If the air smells like sulpher, theres a demon nearby.

151 Don't become a nun it's way too dangerous you could get killed and/or be used as a vessel for lucifer's voice

152 Acording to Ruby Sam is actually a little grey elephant who can fly with a mouse in his hat

153 Family is supposed to make you misserable

154 Don't hurl fecies like a howler monkey. It's unbecoming

155 When you hear Carry On My Wayward Son before something starts you know it's gonna be good.

156 The Suite Life of Zach and Cas is the most awesome TV show ever not made

157 When you say "oh my god" or "what the hell" there's probably an angel or demon standing behind you asking you to guess again

158 Angelshadowwings equals awesomeness

151)Art History Class is good for picking up chicks

152)Sam is a romantic

153)If one of the brother gets strangled it is most likely Sam

154) If you go to a Halloween party, PLEASE DON'T TRY TO PIC UP THE APPLE IN THE POOL , OK ??

155) If you hate rock you CANT see SUPERNATURAL !

156) When someone its talking to you, no metter who it is , if something related with SPN shows up on tv, or radio or wtv , you leave the person talking alone !

157) If you dad use to be a ' ANGEL ' you propably will be a angel too :)

158) If Dean said that Justin Timberlake is dangerous, He probably is !

lo. those are great ester


159)when demon posessed plane crashes in Nazareth that is ironic

160)Sam knows nothing of his cultural heritage

161) Sam does books and Dean does movies

162)That sounds vaguely dirty >.<

Thanks Ella, you too :D

163 ) If one day you discover that you brother sold his soul for you, let him play with the Blond Twins.

164) When the lights of your house blink instead you get a flashlight, you get salt.

165) If you brother lives in another city with his girlfriend, try ring the bell, instead come in hidden :D

166)If you date a yoga instructor it will be the bendiest weeend of your life

167)Hellhounds could hump the hell out of your leg

168)The nickname for crabby art dealer guys is always Chuckles.

169)If it's supernatural don't kill it - if it's EVIl kill it (otherwise you'll piss Sammy off)

170)Ouija boards actually work!!

171)Gordon is a good hunter and Hannibal Lecter is a good psychiatrist.

172)Dean does not like minivans

173)Dean draws the line at necrophelia

174)Sammy likes half-caff double vanilla lattes

175)Sam says "dude" alot

176)Dean doesn't think he's smart, he thinks he's adorable.

177)Dean likes extra onions on his burgers

178)According to Dean, a greasy pork sandwich served up in a dirty ashtray is a good hangover remedy.

179)Really pretty sure is a more standard response than sure.

180)There's no such thing as an ugly Winchester

181)Vampires really do exist

182)Sam is a walking encyclopedia of wierdness

183)Sam can get his own dates

184)Sam has seen a part of Dean that he never wanted to see...but we would loved to

185)Sam doesn't lose things

Ha,ha! Your answers are great, guys!!

172) Demons I get. People are crazy.

173) Perky nipples might get you out of Hell.

174) If you're caught in the middle of nowhere with a killer truck on your ass, find some hallowed ground - fast!

175) If someone asks for the Impala and you say yes, suspect mind control.

176) Family doesn't end with blood.

177) Know your Latin - you might need to exorcise a demon some day.

178) Keep your bottle of holy water filled at all times.

179) If no one dies in your town, get re-e-e-e-e-al suspicious.

181)If you start listening to Bad Moon Rising, be prepared to get hit by a semi

182)Stay away from pie and hamburgers with extra onions... they usually lead to the disappearance of one's brother.

183)Dean Winchester is one hell of a PA.

184)If you want to have a movie night with Dean rent Godzilla vs. Mothra, thats his favorite godzilla.

185)If you want to have one with Sam he likes the remake;)

186)Cigarettes are the standard currency in prison.

187)Ghosts are always better than rats.

188)Dean likes his spaghetti Al Dente.

lmao. the movie night ones are really cute. :)

187)Dean is so going to hell...again

188)"Priests" can be cute

189)Castiel is the master of the loophole

190)The Winchesters are freaks...Very hot...but freaks all the same

Thanks:D with "Priests" can be cute, I guess you mean, if they are young, and looke like Sam and Dean, haha...lol

191)To love and trust Eric Kripke!! And the rest of the SN gang too.

192)If someone puts a rifle right up next to your back, its very easy to get it away from them. Just make sure you're still on guard in case they try to punch you in the face right after and take the gun back.

193)Never EVER leave your clothes out on the table while you're in the shower, where Dean can get to them...you never know when he has itching powder...

194)Dont say the word "see" or "seen" to a guy who's wearing black glasses and NEVER say the word "little" to anyone short!

195)When Dean's smiling, it means he did something.

196)Stow the touchy-feel self-help yoga crap.

of course. :D

197)Don't trust Sammy with superglue

198)Dean likes Bustyasianbeauties.com

199)Apparently so do suicidal Teddy Bears

200)Poor Sam was once bald. (sounds like such a saddening sight)

Haha...LMAO, like those

201) If ur sbling is acting weird, throw some holy water on them. (If they get p***ed and ask why the hell u did that, tell them u just wanted to play around. if they start hissing and screaming... I suggest u call for help!)

202)If you have a table saw, and it starts working on it's own, don't go to inspect it, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE....

203)If you Fudging touch Dean again he'll Fudging kill you.

204)Gay love can pierce the veil of death and save the day.

205)Shapeshifter are not stupid.

:D thanks! love no. 202 and 204!!! LMAO!

206)If you think you have rats, then you're stupid. You have a poltergeist

207)Poor Sammy has to sit in a car all day with a brother who makes wise ass remarks.

208)If you loose somebody in your life, you can’t replace the person with whoever you want to, especially not Gordon!

209)Bad things does happen.

210) Just because the oldest has the job of taking care of the youngest, doesn't mean the youngest can't have the job of taking care of the oldest.