Supernatural Quotes That Would Make T-Shirts Look Great

lucysmileyface posted on Feb 21, 2009 at 06:54PM
So basically it's about what SPN quotes would look totally good as slogans for t-shirts..I saw it on another forum and I thought it was fun so why won't we play it here too? I'll go first:

"Planes crash" on front
"And apparently clowns kill" on back

or "You fudging touch me again and I'll fudging kill you!"

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over a year ago princess86 said…
"You Fugly"
Dean says that to the killer Scarecrow.
I thought that would be funny on a t-shirt!
over a year ago salemslot said…
In front Jerk.At the back Bitch
The fudgin quote is one of my favourite ones
over a year ago lucysmileyface said…
how about "This body is 100% socially-conscious" :D
over a year ago SG1-090 said…
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How about.....Dean qutoes;

"What kind of ghost messes with a man's wheels?!?"

"Hey, see if they've got any pie! BRING ME SOME PIE! I love me some pie." XD

"Dude.....you forgot the pie!" =D

"The Lord works..."
"If you say "...in mysterious ways", I swear, I'm gonna kick your ass!"

"You see that? That attitude there? That's why I always got the extra cookie!"

"If you say "I told you so," I swear to God, I'll start swinging!"

"Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cake hole!"

"I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!"

"Heh. Well, you are a handsome devil, but I don't swing that way. Sorry."

"Only one thing makes me more nervous than a pissed off spirit, and that's the pissed off
spirit of a psycho killer."

Sam quotes;

"What kind of a house doesnt have salt? Low sodium freaks?!"

"Why would anyone want a job like that?"
"I had a crappy guidance counselor."


Ruby quotes;

"Anyone got a breath mint? Some guts splashed in my mouth while I was killing my way
in here.."

"Go screw youself. Thats why!"

"What do you want?"
"Peace on earth, a new shirt...."

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over a year ago lucysmileyface said…
oh, i love those..

or "walking encyclopedia of weirdness"
over a year ago Dean-girlx said…
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oh :] I like

Dean --
geez rent Juno and get over it already!

You think you're funny?
I think i'm adorable.

It's like we got a contract on us. You think it's 'cause we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause it's we're so awesome.
over a year ago Dean-girlx said…
oh and!
I shot the Sheriff.
.. But you didn't shoot the Deputy!
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over a year ago lucysmileyface said…
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i'm lovin those!! and i think i'm gonna go buy a shirt but i dunno which one to choose

You see me messing with crystals or listening to Yanni?

on the front: Is the moment over? and on the back: Good, cos that was awkward.

or: Don't objectify me!
over a year ago Dean-girlx said…
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=) teehee I like the 'is the moment over?' one the best .. =D <3
over a year ago Simpgirl87 said…
cool
how 'bout some bobby love,

"Family dont end with blood"

or

"Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?"
over a year ago 67impala said…
Oh, these are fabulous so far, lol! How about:

"Any of this blowin' up your skirt?"
or
"That qualifies as weird"
or
"Demons I get. People are crazy."
or
"I'm in the middle of nowhere with a killer truck on my ass!"
over a year ago winchester35 said…
what about deans quote

dude dont forget the pie, in the front and
dude wheres the pie, in the back
over a year ago Kaidi said…
My suggestions:

"Wait, there's no such things as unicorns?"
or "Mmm... Daphne. Love her."
or "Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick."
or "I like him, he says okie dokie."
or in the front "What did you dream about?" and in the back "Lollypops and candycanes."
over a year ago 67impala said…
Bobby: "Don't try to con a con man."

Dean: "Snow White? Ah, I've seen that movie. Oh, porn version anyway."
over a year ago fanfly said…
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These aren't quotes so much as slogans inspired by the show!
"Unicorns: They ride on silver moonbeams and shoot rainbows out of their a**!"
"Demon Blood: It Does A Body Good!"
"I built a demon-proof panic room on my weekend off."
"I went to hell and all I have to show for it is this lousy hand shaped scar!"
over a year ago lucysmileyface said…
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hahahaa fanfly! the last one is awesome!!
over a year ago bela2 said…
Sam to Dean: "your confusing reality with porn"
Dean: "what's he famous for doushebaggery?"
Dean: "he full on obi-wan'd me, it's mind control man"
over a year ago Kaidi said…
Fanfly, I love that unicorn quote!
over a year ago fanfly said…
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@lucy- I think that's my fav too- I can just picture the t-shirt- on the sleeve it should have a handprint! =D
@Kaidi- I love that unicorn quote too!
over a year ago Kaidi said…
Missouri(Home): "Boy, you put your feet up on my table and I'll whack you with a spoon."
Dean: "Ah Sammy, afraid you're gonna get a little Nair in your shampoo again? Huh? "
Sam: "If you pull that string one more time, I'm gonna kill you."
Dean: "Fake 911 phone call, Sammy, I dunno, that's pretty illegal. "
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over a year ago Amber132 said…
Dean: Home, crappy home
Though that one would probably look better on a doormat

Sam: You trust shady van guy and not me?
Meg: definitely
Agent Hendricksen: Fighting off monsters with condiments.
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over a year ago SpNa_myantidrug said…
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Dean: "You see that attitude right there...is why I always got the extra cookie."
Sam : "Yeah...your batman."
Dean : "Your not gonna try and kill me are you...good because that would be awkward."
over a year ago fanfly said…
@Amber132- Oh, I love that Henrickson one- that's perfect! lol
over a year ago 67impala said…
"I'm sitting in a laundromat reading about myself sitting in a laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts." - Dean

Oh,Oh! Alastair!

"Go directly to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200."
"Something's caught in my throat. I think it's my throat."
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over a year ago fanfly said…
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Eep! YES! Alastair quotes! Great add, 67impala! =D

"Grasshopper, you're gonna have to get creative to impress me!"
"Don't you recognize me? Oh I forgot, I'm wearing a pediatrician."
lol

"I am the Prophet Chuck!"
over a year ago lucysmileyface said…
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hhaaaa the prophet Chuck one is hilarious!

"Oh, right now i''m crying on the inside"
"It frustrates me when you say such reckless things"
over a year ago Amber132 said…
How about a Chuck quote?
On the front: 'There's only one explanation...' and on the back: 'obviously I'm a god'

Or Dean: "Tofu is amazing!"
"No homework, watch some porn"
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over a year ago spn4eva said…
LOL love the Chuck one Amber123 :) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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over a year ago sweendog1994 said…
lmao amber ohhh man chuch was awsome we better see more of that guy!
wendigo(dean): "Want some white meat BITCH!"
over a year ago linalin said…
hehe, that would offend some people, Sweendog1994
over a year ago sweendog1994 said…
lol your right sorry :)
over a year ago Loky said…
My newest t-shirt says :
'You think you're being funny but you're being really really childish' (front)
'Cheer up! It could have been Tuesday!' (back)

I also adore: 'Sam Winchester cries his way through sex'
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over a year ago spn4eva said…
lol love it Loky!
How do you get them????
over a year ago spn4eva said…
"Come here. I want to lay my head gently on your shoulder"

"Hey! No chick flick moments.!"

Front: "WWBD?..."
Back: "What would Buffy do?"

Picture of the brothers... "Scary just got sexy."

"Stow the touchy-feely-self-help-yoga-crap."

"Bon Jovi rocks, on occasion."

Front: "Planes crash."
Back: "Yea, and apparently clowns kill.!"

"Boy, three bedrooms, two baths, and one homicide. This place is going to sell like hotcakes."

"Proof. This body is 100% socially conscious. I recycle. Al Gore would be proud."

"I'm a maverick ma'am..a rebel with a badge..one thing I don't play by..the rules!"

"I’ve seen big weird, little weird, weird with crazy on top. But this guy, come on, this guy’s boring."

"You built a panic room??.."
"I had a weekend off."

XD







over a year ago Mcc1 said…
Dean: 'What did bobby say?'
Sam: 'Uh, that we're morons!

i love that quote i can imagine bobby saying it aswell so funny

Bobby: And look after your brother you idjit
over a year ago estercarvalho said…
Hey Girls, I jus' LOVED this Idea, So I made a shirt with the quote that I particularly like. I hope you all enjoy.
Hey Girls, I jus' LOVED this Idea, So I made a shirt with the quote that I particularly like. I hope
over a year ago boggrat said…
mischievous
these are great i own 5 spn tshirts sayin: driver picksd the music, shotgun shus his cakehole wivthe impala on it, forget princess i wanna be a winchester, my heart belong to dean, dont fear the reaper the winchesters took care of it, am iboring u with all this 'hunting evil' stuff?

my idea: are you checking out my meat suit?

over a year ago ClownsAreEvil said…
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xD Love it,boggrat...You totally made my day!
over a year ago SG1-090 said…
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HAHA how could I have forgotten my favourite Demon, YED:

"Oh my. I'm shocked at this unforeseen turn of events." LMAO I would so wear that on a t-shirt!

Jake Go to Hell.
YED Been there, done that.

over a year ago shomill said…
lmao!!! These are so freakin' hilarious!

Here's mine:
front: "Is that an order?"
back: "Cuz I'm really getting sick of your orders." (shows Sam holding up the sawed-off)
over a year ago bella_irae said…
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"I had a crappy guidance counselor"

I have this shirt and it's my absolute favorite!!!
over a year ago Ginevra17 said…
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Well, I'd like "Spectacu... lacular!" XD

And of course "And if we go down... then we go down swinging."
over a year ago jodith said…
HEY:
What about "i wuv hugz" well same said it so..LOL..

Um.."home crappy home">i love this one..
Dean: "Almost definitely not." xD
"I think I'm adorable." :D
"Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!"
" I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!" xD
"Gumby girl.... Does that make me Pokey?">the cutest.. xD
"I owe you the biggest "I told you so" ever"
OR:
"I found a liquor store.AND i drunk it...LOL

Well..ALL SPN quotes are AWESOME .. ^^
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over a year ago Ginevra17 said…
Yes, they are!
And what about "Eat it, Twilight!" XD
over a year ago luciferpwns316 said…
I'm suprised no one remembered: "got salt"
Another funny one would be: "don't mock my world turtle!" lol
over a year ago Amber132 said…
How 'bout "Screw destiny, right in the face" and "Don't mock my world turtle" is amazing lol and when someone asks what that means just say to not question the wise words of Zao Shen :P
over a year ago sarahshiner said…
*I Lost my shoe!
*And on thursdays we are teddy bear doctors.
*Eat it, Twilight!
*Im starting to feel something.
*Salt it and burn it!
*Hey, ass-butt!
*Pie!
*67' impala's best year
*Led Zeppelin rullz!
*Clowns are evil!
*My daddy shoot your daddy in the head
*Dude, where's the pie?
and I wanna t-shirt for sleaping: Rise and shine, Sammy!
Or: Good morning, sunshine!
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over a year ago shomill said…
How 'bout "I wuv hugz" with a pic of Sam and Dean hugging on the front and the back. Like it can show Dean's side of the hug on the front, and Sam's side of the same hug on the back.
over a year ago pequenakid said…
How about On front: "Aren't you the guys from the Health Department?"
"Yeah. And florists on the side."
And on back: "Plus FBI. And on Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors."

And of course, my personal favorite "You may be an angel, but, I will still stab you in the face"
over a year ago fanfly said…
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How about:
"He's watching her sleep. How is that not rapey?"
or
"Newsflash, Mr. Wizard: Vampires pee!"