I'm totally serious. xD I'd be crushing on Cartman. xD Why? I think he's funny and cutely chubby. xD And awh. No one picked Kyle. Poor Kyle. :(

He cares for his family! In the episode where him and his siblings are forced to live with another family, I found it sweet how he protected his sister by turning into Mysterion. He's a really nice character! Plus he can have unpredicted responses to certain things, and I find that really funny x)

I'd feel like a pedophile tbh.

Anyway If I lived in South Park i'd be too busy getting into wacky shenanigans or overthrowing the government over crushing on anyone. XP

That boy is almost an EXACT replica of me when I was his age. No joke. Everything from the shy part, to the unconscious awareness of things like sex and swearing, to the playing in my backyard/house with toys. Plus I love boys that are sweet and sensitive, but also fun to hang around. Kenny comes a close second, then Clyde, Craig, Stan, Token and Kyle. But Butters will always be number 1 in my book. He's just so... CUTE!
My sister likes Clyde, just to say. :)

Haha...Kenny is a pervert, and reminds me of my best friend. Butters is a close second, too. :P

I'd be crushing on Kyle because he's so nerdy that it's cute and he has the cutest hair on the show!

I'd crush on Kyle.....

He is just so sweet and caring! He's nice to everyone (with the exception of Cartman). He's super intelligent for his age. Understanding. Great listener. Friendly. Quite funny. Dorky (I love dorky boys). Down - to - earth (99.9% of the time). Hes Jewish (which means he has his own culture which is kind of cute).... And he is just down right cute (especially when he has his temperamental moments, he's adorable even when mad). Oh and a nice butt (according to Bebe).

There's too much I could say about this cute Jewish boy.... I love him (and Stan)! :3

Kyle and maybe Kenny. But I just love Kyle's cute voice and hair.