Okay, I want to say right now this was made for several reasons.

1. I couldn't quite care if people want to know about me, so they can simply refer to this.

B. As the title suggests, to stop the worshipping of people on this club due to people thinking they're bloody gods, and because some people just have the AUDACITY to call themselves 'Blah Blah I'm Awesome And Important Blah Blah.'

Anyway, I shall now ask myself crap.

Q. Who are you?

A. Zane Luxuria Zenon, some bisexual, anti-social, atheist Faggot-Bundle-Of-Sticks-Cigarette-Thing who hates everyone and everything (Except Seuris) and acts like a hypocrite.

Q. What's up?

A. MY BLOODY PENIS IS UP, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST ASK ME HOW I'M DOING.

Q. Any interests?

A. I like being a stereotype of myself. I'm learning to play an ocarina, studying to learn about humans and humanity in general. I'm a retro gamer who likes to play 64-bit (Yeah, RETRO). I enjoy good music, like Rock, Metal, some forms of Rap, Screamo, etc. If you present me with Pop, Hip-Hop (The fucking name sends shivers down my spine) or Country, I will slap you with my ring hand. I'm a big horror fan, and could name a few tropes/clichés by name, also an anime fan.

Q. Where were you born?

A. Near Chicago, Illinois, United States. January 30Th or so, 1996. On the playground is where I spent most of my days.

Q. Favourite food?

A. I like a variety of fatty foods and sweets, never really eat vegetables, but I eat tons of meats and a few fruits. Grains are also nice. I prefer Italian food overall, because it's how I roll, bitches.

Q. Do you masturbate?

A. FUCK YES, AND IT FEELS SO GOOD. For serious, anyone who doesn't jerk once in a while is either in celibacy, a religious asshole or not human.

Q. U SUCK DICK.

A. Have you been stalking the poor letter on Saturday nights?

Q. Physical appearance?

A. If you're asking for a picture, there are several on my club, go there. Keep in mind, they're not very recent.

Q. Where do you live?

A. Not a very good place, actually. Let's just say, a place filled to the brim with illiterate Mexicans who can't speak any sort of language in the southern part of the U.S. ...If you guessed El Paso, you're close.

Q. ur rely nagteiv

A. *commits suicide*

Q. What are the things you hate?

A. I promise you, one day, I will make a list, nine thousand and eight tenths of miles and kilometres long.

Q. If you live in America, why do you use British & Australian terminology?

A. I fucking despise American, it's a butchered version of English, just like how Mexican is a butchered version of Spanish. I use it because I feel like it as well, plus, the spelling is way better.

Q. Why are you so perverted?

A. CUZ BAB-E i WUZ BAWRNE DIS WEY. *commits genocide and suicide* Fuck Man Gag, and Pop in general.

Q. Is there a reason you hate everything so much?

A. Because Humans corrupt it. Everything in this world is imperfect. Life is not a fair bitch. Everything just finds some sort of bloody way to make me angry. (Seuris being the only exception.)

Q. Your mom's a dirty whore.

A. Which one? Biological one was a total whore. I was a mistake. [: Yes, I am adopted.

Q. Can I ask more questions in the comments?

A. No, but everyone else can.