The next morning was dark and rainy.
I got up out my bed and stretched. I got a big smile on my face and put a crown on my head that read "birthday boy."
I was expecting tons of visitors, but only one came. I heard knocking on my door. I opened it up to see who it was.
With a sad face, I walked up to the door and opened it. It was that one Chris the Mechahog guy. He was holding a present and he was smiling. I sighed.
"Hi!" He shouted. He handed me a present and brought in a cake. "How's your birthday been?" He asked.
"Crappy," I said. "I was expecting a lot of people and more presents."
Chris's expression slightly darkened.
"Well, open it up!" He said.
I ripped open the wrapping paper. It was an iPhone. Under that was something that resembled a PokeDex.
"Thanks!" I shouted. "Is this a PokeDex?" I asked.
"Um, well, sort of. I hacked it to recognize people that you know instead of PokeMon. You will need it if you ever come across that one honey badger guy again!" He said. He grunted and closed his eyes and put his head on his forehead. He oopened the door and ran out. "Sorry!" He shouted.
"But wait!" I shouted. I shighed and walked over to the table. I cut the cake and put a slice on a plate. I pulled out a fork and sighed again. I rested my head on my head on my hand that wasn't holding the fork and started eating.
A few hours later, I heard thunder outside. The sky was turning black, along with everything else. I jumped out the door. "Not again...." I pulled out my PokeDex thingy. and started running.
A pentagram was spreading across the sky, just like it had before, strange things were growing everywhere, just like before, and people were running, just like before. I jumped up and started flying into the thunder.
My Dex thing started beeping.
I pulled it out.
It said "Madjin the Dark/Honey Badger".
I flew up farther and saw Chris the Mechahog fighting Madjin in a different form. I smirked and chuckled.
I put on a fake mustache and a deliverey man costume and flew up to Madjin.
"Sir, I have your order of "The Satanic Bible".
He pulled the box out of my hands and opened it. Suddenly, a knife sprung out of the box and hit him in the chest and stuck there. He fell to to the ground. He fell with such force that the knife stuck to the ground while it was in Madjin's chest. A pile of blood started pouring from it.
Chris and I both flew down to the ground. We gave each other a high five.
Everything went light again, very quickly.
"HELL YES."
I got up out my bed and stretched. I got a big smile on my face and put a crown on my head that read "birthday boy."
I was expecting tons of visitors, but only one came. I heard knocking on my door. I opened it up to see who it was.
With a sad face, I walked up to the door and opened it. It was that one Chris the Mechahog guy. He was holding a present and he was smiling. I sighed.
"Hi!" He shouted. He handed me a present and brought in a cake. "How's your birthday been?" He asked.
"Crappy," I said. "I was expecting a lot of people and more presents."
Chris's expression slightly darkened.
"Well, open it up!" He said.
I ripped open the wrapping paper. It was an iPhone. Under that was something that resembled a PokeDex.
"Thanks!" I shouted. "Is this a PokeDex?" I asked.
"Um, well, sort of. I hacked it to recognize people that you know instead of PokeMon. You will need it if you ever come across that one honey badger guy again!" He said. He grunted and closed his eyes and put his head on his forehead. He oopened the door and ran out. "Sorry!" He shouted.
"But wait!" I shouted. I shighed and walked over to the table. I cut the cake and put a slice on a plate. I pulled out a fork and sighed again. I rested my head on my head on my hand that wasn't holding the fork and started eating.
A few hours later, I heard thunder outside. The sky was turning black, along with everything else. I jumped out the door. "Not again...." I pulled out my PokeDex thingy. and started running.
A pentagram was spreading across the sky, just like it had before, strange things were growing everywhere, just like before, and people were running, just like before. I jumped up and started flying into the thunder.
My Dex thing started beeping.
I pulled it out.
It said "Madjin the Dark/Honey Badger".
I flew up farther and saw Chris the Mechahog fighting Madjin in a different form. I smirked and chuckled.
I put on a fake mustache and a deliverey man costume and flew up to Madjin.
"Sir, I have your order of "The Satanic Bible".
He pulled the box out of my hands and opened it. Suddenly, a knife sprung out of the box and hit him in the chest and stuck there. He fell to to the ground. He fell with such force that the knife stuck to the ground while it was in Madjin's chest. A pile of blood started pouring from it.
Chris and I both flew down to the ground. We gave each other a high five.
Everything went light again, very quickly.
"HELL YES."
Written and copyrighted by Zane Luxuria Zenon
Loud and obnoxious shrieks of utter terror were unleashed through the walls of the deceased man who was only referred to as The Doctor. It was no surprise for people indigenous to the area, which is a grand total of one. Screams happen all the time, and he despises them. The very person who causes the yelling is the one who hates it, irony at it's finest. His name is Dsy, a teenage boy who has Amnesia and short-term memory loss.
"I hate the loud noises, I fucking told you!"
His angry remark was followed by the clanking sound of a cleaver. His generic black clothes were slathered in in blood. He smirked at the decapitated head of yet another victim.
"Another sin for humanity, another strain on my blade."
Loud and obnoxious shrieks of utter terror were unleashed through the walls of the deceased man who was only referred to as The Doctor. It was no surprise for people indigenous to the area, which is a grand total of one. Screams happen all the time, and he despises them. The very person who causes the yelling is the one who hates it, irony at it's finest. His name is Dsy, a teenage boy who has Amnesia and short-term memory loss.
"I hate the loud noises, I fucking told you!"
His angry remark was followed by the clanking sound of a cleaver. His generic black clothes were slathered in in blood. He smirked at the decapitated head of yet another victim.
"Another sin for humanity, another strain on my blade."
Meh....
If you didn't know, I'll break the sad(in my opinion)news. MephilesTheDark, an awesome artist and a close e-buddy to me, is leaving this spot. Sure I cried, but now...I'm getting kind of angry.
She mentioned this: "It's so damned with recolors...", along with other reasons that she knows herself.
I, now am slightly mad with recolorers. Yes, this issue is argued about constantly, and people just are tired of it. I'm tired of it too, so I'll let this go after a while. So don't expect me in the recolor "war" anytime soon.
But this is not a "PLZCOMEBACK!!!!" letter, that would be....well, stupid, to say the least. I just felt the need to say this. I can understand why she decided to leave, and will not question any further.
...I will turn their mourning into gladness; I will give them comfort and joy instead of sorrow.
~Jeremiah 31:13
If you didn't know, I'll break the sad(in my opinion)news. MephilesTheDark, an awesome artist and a close e-buddy to me, is leaving this spot. Sure I cried, but now...I'm getting kind of angry.
She mentioned this: "It's so damned with recolors...", along with other reasons that she knows herself.
I, now am slightly mad with recolorers. Yes, this issue is argued about constantly, and people just are tired of it. I'm tired of it too, so I'll let this go after a while. So don't expect me in the recolor "war" anytime soon.
But this is not a "PLZCOMEBACK!!!!" letter, that would be....well, stupid, to say the least. I just felt the need to say this. I can understand why she decided to leave, and will not question any further.
...I will turn their mourning into gladness; I will give them comfort and joy instead of sorrow.
~Jeremiah 31:13