This is slightly pertaining to SFC, as Toxin, a product of the guy who this article's about.
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What little money they don’t spend on Toxicants, they allocate to the defense of the manufacturers- the manufacturers being the Colony and I.
See, it’s a very profitable venture for both sides; they get the finer things of Universal Existence, and we get money for the period of time before their own people rebel because the stuff we got them hooked on doesn’t come in big enough economy sizes!
~ Drake Didas, Lusatia Colonial and Imperial Governor
Gov. Drake: It’s a very simple, you see. You just go to a dance where the new neighbor countries are being introduced, and go up to a government official of the neighbor, and say ‘Whoa, I could tell you were the [insert position of authority here] from across the room!’ Those jerks eat that up. Especially those who are still limited by the Imperial Rule system. Blasted narcissists…… In any case, the next step is to just wait ‘till they pick up on the Toxin you've thrown around the room. Liquid form, of course. It's funny, because they sniff everywhere like it's some big deal they know what the stuff is. Eventually, since this IS a Delphic Imperial ball, there’s bound to be Ambrosia, probably all of it being brewed in yours truly’s colony, so all you do is take a packet of Toxin into the mix. The crap’s 0.00000000001 per-cent alcohol, and the diplomats are probably just begging that someone will spike it.
After that, all you have to do is get the rest of their gubernatorial staff to drink, and boom, an entire government is dependent upon your product! It’s just a small stretch from there to total cultural insurrection at the hands of a drug, whose only difference from soft Ambrosia is a couple pinches of liquid nicotine.
I’m serious, entire civilizations have fallen to the stuff.
Reporter: Aren’t you worried there’ll be civilizations that will get wise to the plan?
Gov. Drake: It’s a threat, yeah, but the reality is that only small bands of people can withstand it. Peer pressure and all, you know.
Reporter: Is Toxin a threat to OUR people as well?
Gov. Drake: Not really, assuming our people are just that- pure, 100 per-cent, Delphic Colonists. It’s the aliens who have the problems with addiction. Tolerance levels of alien livers is severely lacking when compared to our own people.
Reporter: Isn’t that a problem for relations?
Gov. Drake: Not after they take the Toxin. No, very few things matter to them after they’re turned into mindless, Toxin-slurping zombies. Have you ever wondered why our soldiering is related to Toxin sales?”
Reporter: So everyone wins?
Gov. Drake: (laughs) Yep. I guess you could say that! Which reminds me, have you taken Toxin before?
Reporter: Umm…… no, sir.
Gov. Drake: Well, let’s just change that!
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This has been an Imperial Broadcast Association, “Meet the Governors”! Tune in next week for an interview with Colonial and Imperial Rangers Chair members on the state of turmoil in the Arcane Theatre.
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What little money they don’t spend on Toxicants, they allocate to the defense of the manufacturers- the manufacturers being the Colony and I.
See, it’s a very profitable venture for both sides; they get the finer things of Universal Existence, and we get money for the period of time before their own people rebel because the stuff we got them hooked on doesn’t come in big enough economy sizes!
~ Drake Didas, Lusatia Colonial and Imperial Governor
Gov. Drake: It’s a very simple, you see. You just go to a dance where the new neighbor countries are being introduced, and go up to a government official of the neighbor, and say ‘Whoa, I could tell you were the [insert position of authority here] from across the room!’ Those jerks eat that up. Especially those who are still limited by the Imperial Rule system. Blasted narcissists…… In any case, the next step is to just wait ‘till they pick up on the Toxin you've thrown around the room. Liquid form, of course. It's funny, because they sniff everywhere like it's some big deal they know what the stuff is. Eventually, since this IS a Delphic Imperial ball, there’s bound to be Ambrosia, probably all of it being brewed in yours truly’s colony, so all you do is take a packet of Toxin into the mix. The crap’s 0.00000000001 per-cent alcohol, and the diplomats are probably just begging that someone will spike it.
After that, all you have to do is get the rest of their gubernatorial staff to drink, and boom, an entire government is dependent upon your product! It’s just a small stretch from there to total cultural insurrection at the hands of a drug, whose only difference from soft Ambrosia is a couple pinches of liquid nicotine.
I’m serious, entire civilizations have fallen to the stuff.
Reporter: Aren’t you worried there’ll be civilizations that will get wise to the plan?
Gov. Drake: It’s a threat, yeah, but the reality is that only small bands of people can withstand it. Peer pressure and all, you know.
Reporter: Is Toxin a threat to OUR people as well?
Gov. Drake: Not really, assuming our people are just that- pure, 100 per-cent, Delphic Colonists. It’s the aliens who have the problems with addiction. Tolerance levels of alien livers is severely lacking when compared to our own people.
Reporter: Isn’t that a problem for relations?
Gov. Drake: Not after they take the Toxin. No, very few things matter to them after they’re turned into mindless, Toxin-slurping zombies. Have you ever wondered why our soldiering is related to Toxin sales?”
Reporter: So everyone wins?
Gov. Drake: (laughs) Yep. I guess you could say that! Which reminds me, have you taken Toxin before?
Reporter: Umm…… no, sir.
Gov. Drake: Well, let’s just change that!
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This has been an Imperial Broadcast Association, “Meet the Governors”! Tune in next week for an interview with Colonial and Imperial Rangers Chair members on the state of turmoil in the Arcane Theatre.
"You're misson is to recover the chaos emeralds." "ok" Ruby runs off heading towards Eggman's base."who's that" ruby thinks. As a Blue hedgehog races by. "It don't matter" As ruby sneaks into one of the vents. Crawling until the she sees the glow of the red chaos emerald. "It's like taking candy form a baby" ruby jumps out of the vent and takes the chaos emerald. As she gets ready to leave a two tailed fox walks in. "huh, who are you" "I'm ruby, don't bother me" she jumps into the vent before tails can get her. "Get back here ruby" Ruby escapes Eggman's base and run torwds the spy HQ. "so you say a red hedgehog took the chaos emerald" says sonic "yes, she escaped before I could get her" says tails angerliy "let go after her,sonic" says cream "I'm back" "Good job, angent ruby"says Emma the HQ leader "I have a question, who's the yellow two tailed fox" ruby demands "tails the fox he travels with sonic the hedgehog" "tell me more"
Ok ppl so now are heroes are going to find out what happen to Jason and his sister's mom n dad?!? Flashback time!
Jason:Momy what's my new sister's name?
Mom:Crystal is her name Jason and it your job to c-
Dad:Molly came here!
Molly:Yes Jack?
Jack:Icefire is here.
Jason:Who's Icefire?
Well that's all folks! I know right! I'm baesy so yeah. And I ran out of ideas! What should I do! Here's a preview:
Molly:She's you new babysiter.
Jason:But Momy-
Molly:No buts Jason!
And that's all I can think of! Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So yeah.
Jason:Momy what's my new sister's name?
Mom:Crystal is her name Jason and it your job to c-
Dad:Molly came here!
Molly:Yes Jack?
Jack:Icefire is here.
Jason:Who's Icefire?
Well that's all folks! I know right! I'm baesy so yeah. And I ran out of ideas! What should I do! Here's a preview:
Molly:She's you new babysiter.
Jason:But Momy-
Molly:No buts Jason!
And that's all I can think of! Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So yeah.
One day shadow and sonic were outside playing with there dog Jet. Then a truck came and want to a house. " hey Shadow looks like we have a new neighbor." sonic said. "we
should go and check it out"Shadow said. So thay went to go
and welcom there new neighbor. " Hey my name is sonic and this is -" Shadow pushes Sonic." I can say my own name!" "ok ok sorry but don't do that next time!"Sonic said."So my name is Shadow and what's your name?" "Oh! My name is Amy." " Hay Amy welcome to the neighborhood." Sonic said. Than out of no were Jet comes out."Is this your dog!"Amy said."Yes he is, his name is Jet."sonic said."Oh relly were did you get him?" Amy said." We found him two years ago when he was a puppy"Sonic said.
should go and check it out"Shadow said. So thay went to go
and welcom there new neighbor. " Hey my name is sonic and this is -" Shadow pushes Sonic." I can say my own name!" "ok ok sorry but don't do that next time!"Sonic said."So my name is Shadow and what's your name?" "Oh! My name is Amy." " Hay Amy welcome to the neighborhood." Sonic said. Than out of no were Jet comes out."Is this your dog!"Amy said."Yes he is, his name is Jet."sonic said."Oh relly were did you get him?" Amy said." We found him two years ago when he was a puppy"Sonic said.
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