A/N: Listen to link while you read. This is set when Shane is 16 and a complete techno-head. Before he joined the military. Of course, he didn’t actually know Sim back then, considering they only met when Shane was about 30. I just thought it’d be fun to write this, and who knows? Maybe if Shane went to Australia when he was 16, he might have met Sim there? You can decide that. So yeah. This IS set in Australia, not America. Because Australian raves are BETTER. Especially in Melbourne. c:
Anyway. Read on to see what happens when you watch LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem video, listen to DECENT hardstyle music, and when you’re really bored. Sorry in advance to all American wannabe shufflers in advance- I’m sorry, but it IS the Melbourne Shuffle. Ah well. At least Shane is aware of his own failage.
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Neon colours. Flashing lights. Music so loud you could feel your skull shattering. The whole floor covered in a thin layer of water, reflecting the light and splashing with every footstep.
Shane loved it. He loved the tightly-packed Dance floor; he loved watching the silhouettes move to the music. The sweet vibrations that seemed to pulse all through the room.
So many people. All in various forms of Jumpstyle, Shuffle, or some other kind of ‘PHD’ inspired dance.
This was better than anything he had ever come across. Back home in America, there was nowhere near as many raves, with nowhere near as many people there.
He just sat in the background, watching with a smile as the people danced, sipping on a beer.
Thank god for that fake ID... Shane thought with a smile- That was the only reason he managed to get in, considering you had to be at least 18 to gain entrance.
The bar where he sat was primarily black, but true to the theme of any good rave party, it was covered in UV kandies, ‘PHD’ stickers, and glow. Shane himself fit in very well to the scene- Phatt pants, black and neon hoodie, kandies, and that’s not even mentioning all the UV piercings he had on top of his naturally neon green fur patterns.
Green shutter-shades over his eyes, Shane couldn’t help but notice one particular hardstyle junkie who seemed to be totally dominating the floor. He couldn’t help but be impressed- This guy was NUTS. A yellow and black hedgehog wearing the most badass pac-man phatties one could ever hope to see, and more piercings than Shane had- That was saying something.
Eventually, after several minutes of the most amazing shuffling one could ever hope to see, the Hedgehog made his way over to the bar, where he was met with a very friendly, “Hey! Pry! The usual, I assume?” from the barkeeper.
“Yeah!” The Hedgehog replied with a grin, taking a seat next to Shane, “Hey! Raver Scum! You new here? I haven’t seen you around before.”
“I guess you could say that.” Shane replied with a smirk, “Pry, huh? Not a bad nickname.”
“Psht, yeah, thanks bro. What do you go by in these places?”
“Terrakizm.” Shane replied without a moment’s hesitation- In his sweet, rave world, that was his name. He didn’t go by anything else when at a party. He wouldn’t even give out his real name to anyone, saying that if they wanted to keep in contact, to find his email.
“Terrakizm...” Pry repeated, liking how it sounded, “Well, Terrakism, I haven’t seen you get up all night! You gonna dance or what?”
“Ha, I saw you going out there. You’re the goddamn Messiah of Shuffling! I won’t, I kinda fail at shuffling...”
“I could tell- You have an American accent.” Pry laughed.
“What does that have to do with anything?” Shane frowned.
Pry grinned, “American’s can’t shuffle. Period. Come on, get up and I’ll show you how the pros do it.”
“I’m not sure that’s a good idea...”
“Come on! It can’t hurt, can it?” Pry said as he grabbed his arm, dragging him up to the floor.
And then he shuffled again- Pry, moving his feet in time but so damn fast you could barely see just what was going on. Slipping across the floor so easily that it didn’t look as if he was using any effort at all. Shane just awkwardly stood there, not quite 100% sure what he was supposed to do.
“First of all, you gotta feel it!”
No shit, Sherlock... Shane thought, knowing he already had THAT part down pat. It was more so the actual shuffling he had difficulty with.
“Just try and copy me!” Pry said, switching to a much simpler move; The Running Man.
Taking a deep breath and preparing himself for the worst, Shane started. He looked down at his feet, to see them slipping simply over the floor, and he was lost in a brief moment of happiness as he realised that he was shuffling.
That was, until he tripped over his own foot and hit the ground, hard.
“You okay?” Pry asked, stopping his own dancing and leaning over the black and green HedgeBat.
“You asshole...” Shane muttered, “I TOLD you I couldn’t shuffle...”
Anyway. Read on to see what happens when you watch LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem video, listen to DECENT hardstyle music, and when you’re really bored. Sorry in advance to all American wannabe shufflers in advance- I’m sorry, but it IS the Melbourne Shuffle. Ah well. At least Shane is aware of his own failage.
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Neon colours. Flashing lights. Music so loud you could feel your skull shattering. The whole floor covered in a thin layer of water, reflecting the light and splashing with every footstep.
Shane loved it. He loved the tightly-packed Dance floor; he loved watching the silhouettes move to the music. The sweet vibrations that seemed to pulse all through the room.
So many people. All in various forms of Jumpstyle, Shuffle, or some other kind of ‘PHD’ inspired dance.
This was better than anything he had ever come across. Back home in America, there was nowhere near as many raves, with nowhere near as many people there.
He just sat in the background, watching with a smile as the people danced, sipping on a beer.
Thank god for that fake ID... Shane thought with a smile- That was the only reason he managed to get in, considering you had to be at least 18 to gain entrance.
The bar where he sat was primarily black, but true to the theme of any good rave party, it was covered in UV kandies, ‘PHD’ stickers, and glow. Shane himself fit in very well to the scene- Phatt pants, black and neon hoodie, kandies, and that’s not even mentioning all the UV piercings he had on top of his naturally neon green fur patterns.
Green shutter-shades over his eyes, Shane couldn’t help but notice one particular hardstyle junkie who seemed to be totally dominating the floor. He couldn’t help but be impressed- This guy was NUTS. A yellow and black hedgehog wearing the most badass pac-man phatties one could ever hope to see, and more piercings than Shane had- That was saying something.
Eventually, after several minutes of the most amazing shuffling one could ever hope to see, the Hedgehog made his way over to the bar, where he was met with a very friendly, “Hey! Pry! The usual, I assume?” from the barkeeper.
“Yeah!” The Hedgehog replied with a grin, taking a seat next to Shane, “Hey! Raver Scum! You new here? I haven’t seen you around before.”
“I guess you could say that.” Shane replied with a smirk, “Pry, huh? Not a bad nickname.”
“Psht, yeah, thanks bro. What do you go by in these places?”
“Terrakizm.” Shane replied without a moment’s hesitation- In his sweet, rave world, that was his name. He didn’t go by anything else when at a party. He wouldn’t even give out his real name to anyone, saying that if they wanted to keep in contact, to find his email.
“Terrakizm...” Pry repeated, liking how it sounded, “Well, Terrakism, I haven’t seen you get up all night! You gonna dance or what?”
“Ha, I saw you going out there. You’re the goddamn Messiah of Shuffling! I won’t, I kinda fail at shuffling...”
“I could tell- You have an American accent.” Pry laughed.
“What does that have to do with anything?” Shane frowned.
Pry grinned, “American’s can’t shuffle. Period. Come on, get up and I’ll show you how the pros do it.”
“I’m not sure that’s a good idea...”
“Come on! It can’t hurt, can it?” Pry said as he grabbed his arm, dragging him up to the floor.
And then he shuffled again- Pry, moving his feet in time but so damn fast you could barely see just what was going on. Slipping across the floor so easily that it didn’t look as if he was using any effort at all. Shane just awkwardly stood there, not quite 100% sure what he was supposed to do.
“First of all, you gotta feel it!”
No shit, Sherlock... Shane thought, knowing he already had THAT part down pat. It was more so the actual shuffling he had difficulty with.
“Just try and copy me!” Pry said, switching to a much simpler move; The Running Man.
Taking a deep breath and preparing himself for the worst, Shane started. He looked down at his feet, to see them slipping simply over the floor, and he was lost in a brief moment of happiness as he realised that he was shuffling.
That was, until he tripped over his own foot and hit the ground, hard.
“You okay?” Pry asked, stopping his own dancing and leaning over the black and green HedgeBat.
“You asshole...” Shane muttered, “I TOLD you I couldn’t shuffle...”
"You're misson is to recover the chaos emeralds." "ok" Ruby runs off heading towards Eggman's base."who's that" ruby thinks. As a Blue hedgehog races by. "It don't matter" As ruby sneaks into one of the vents. Crawling until the she sees the glow of the red chaos emerald. "It's like taking candy form a baby" ruby jumps out of the vent and takes the chaos emerald. As she gets ready to leave a two tailed fox walks in. "huh, who are you" "I'm ruby, don't bother me" she jumps into the vent before tails can get her. "Get back here ruby" Ruby escapes Eggman's base and run torwds the spy HQ. "so you say a red hedgehog took the chaos emerald" says sonic "yes, she escaped before I could get her" says tails angerliy "let go after her,sonic" says cream "I'm back" "Good job, angent ruby"says Emma the HQ leader "I have a question, who's the yellow two tailed fox" ruby demands "tails the fox he travels with sonic the hedgehog" "tell me more"
Ok ppl so now are heroes are going to find out what happen to Jason and his sister's mom n dad?!? Flashback time!
Jason:Momy what's my new sister's name?
Mom:Crystal is her name Jason and it your job to c-
Dad:Molly came here!
Molly:Yes Jack?
Jack:Icefire is here.
Jason:Who's Icefire?
Well that's all folks! I know right! I'm baesy so yeah. And I ran out of ideas! What should I do! Here's a preview:
Molly:She's you new babysiter.
Jason:But Momy-
Molly:No buts Jason!
And that's all I can think of! Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So yeah.
Jason:Momy what's my new sister's name?
Mom:Crystal is her name Jason and it your job to c-
Dad:Molly came here!
Molly:Yes Jack?
Jack:Icefire is here.
Jason:Who's Icefire?
Well that's all folks! I know right! I'm baesy so yeah. And I ran out of ideas! What should I do! Here's a preview:
Molly:She's you new babysiter.
Jason:But Momy-
Molly:No buts Jason!
And that's all I can think of! Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So yeah.
One day shadow and sonic were outside playing with there dog Jet. Then a truck came and want to a house. " hey Shadow looks like we have a new neighbor." sonic said. "we
should go and check it out"Shadow said. So thay went to go
and welcom there new neighbor. " Hey my name is sonic and this is -" Shadow pushes Sonic." I can say my own name!" "ok ok sorry but don't do that next time!"Sonic said."So my name is Shadow and what's your name?" "Oh! My name is Amy." " Hay Amy welcome to the neighborhood." Sonic said. Than out of no were Jet comes out."Is this your dog!"Amy said."Yes he is, his name is Jet."sonic said."Oh relly were did you get him?" Amy said." We found him two years ago when he was a puppy"Sonic said.
should go and check it out"Shadow said. So thay went to go
and welcom there new neighbor. " Hey my name is sonic and this is -" Shadow pushes Sonic." I can say my own name!" "ok ok sorry but don't do that next time!"Sonic said."So my name is Shadow and what's your name?" "Oh! My name is Amy." " Hay Amy welcome to the neighborhood." Sonic said. Than out of no were Jet comes out."Is this your dog!"Amy said."Yes he is, his name is Jet."sonic said."Oh relly were did you get him?" Amy said." We found him two years ago when he was a puppy"Sonic said.
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