100 themes challenge 2
-Complicated-
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Book II growled as he looked down at the expansion of cords and wires covering the floor of Shane’s room. What an asshole, leaving ALL of his own equipment all over the floor, and then wanting Book to clean it up!
Growling, Book grabbed the nearest computer cable, attaching Shane’s laptop to his speaker system. It had been tangled around countless radio headsets, mouse cords, keyboards, microphones, chargers for everything anyone could think of, and god knows what else was here.
It was nerd heaven. It was also a pity that Book wasn’t a nerd.
And faced with this complicated mass of wires, he wasn’t sure he’d be able to untangle everything within his lifespan to come.
Getting his mobile out of his pocket, Book dialled Shane’s number, and waited. It rang twice before that goddamn hybrid picked up.
“Hey Book! Whazzup my fine friend?” He slurred, very clearly half drunk.
“I wasn’t aware I was agreeing to such a big job when I said I’d organise your tech for you.” Book growled, just about ready to rip his Captain’s head off.
“Oh... Uh, I gotta go, man. Sim’s tryin’ ta teach me how ta shuffle... Heh... I don’t get it.” Shane giggled, then hung up.
Book just stood there in silence, still staring at the wires, until eventually he just decided to wire a proximity bomb into the mass and wait for that asshole to stagger into his room.
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A/N: Wow, that was nasty writing right here. Really bad writing, no? I suck at comedy. Lol at drunk Shane. The poor dear will remember nothing he did the next day.
Yeah... So, this really isn't the best writing I've ever done in my life. Whatever. I hope you enjoyed it anyway.
-Complicated-
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Book II growled as he looked down at the expansion of cords and wires covering the floor of Shane’s room. What an asshole, leaving ALL of his own equipment all over the floor, and then wanting Book to clean it up!
Growling, Book grabbed the nearest computer cable, attaching Shane’s laptop to his speaker system. It had been tangled around countless radio headsets, mouse cords, keyboards, microphones, chargers for everything anyone could think of, and god knows what else was here.
It was nerd heaven. It was also a pity that Book wasn’t a nerd.
And faced with this complicated mass of wires, he wasn’t sure he’d be able to untangle everything within his lifespan to come.
Getting his mobile out of his pocket, Book dialled Shane’s number, and waited. It rang twice before that goddamn hybrid picked up.
“Hey Book! Whazzup my fine friend?” He slurred, very clearly half drunk.
“I wasn’t aware I was agreeing to such a big job when I said I’d organise your tech for you.” Book growled, just about ready to rip his Captain’s head off.
“Oh... Uh, I gotta go, man. Sim’s tryin’ ta teach me how ta shuffle... Heh... I don’t get it.” Shane giggled, then hung up.
Book just stood there in silence, still staring at the wires, until eventually he just decided to wire a proximity bomb into the mass and wait for that asshole to stagger into his room.
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A/N: Wow, that was nasty writing right here. Really bad writing, no? I suck at comedy. Lol at drunk Shane. The poor dear will remember nothing he did the next day.
Yeah... So, this really isn't the best writing I've ever done in my life. Whatever. I hope you enjoyed it anyway.
"You're misson is to recover the chaos emeralds." "ok" Ruby runs off heading towards Eggman's base."who's that" ruby thinks. As a Blue hedgehog races by. "It don't matter" As ruby sneaks into one of the vents. Crawling until the she sees the glow of the red chaos emerald. "It's like taking candy form a baby" ruby jumps out of the vent and takes the chaos emerald. As she gets ready to leave a two tailed fox walks in. "huh, who are you" "I'm ruby, don't bother me" she jumps into the vent before tails can get her. "Get back here ruby" Ruby escapes Eggman's base and run torwds the spy HQ. "so you say a red hedgehog took the chaos emerald" says sonic "yes, she escaped before I could get her" says tails angerliy "let go after her,sonic" says cream "I'm back" "Good job, angent ruby"says Emma the HQ leader "I have a question, who's the yellow two tailed fox" ruby demands "tails the fox he travels with sonic the hedgehog" "tell me more"
One day shadow and sonic were outside playing with there dog Jet. Then a truck came and want to a house. " hey Shadow looks like we have a new neighbor." sonic said. "we
should go and check it out"Shadow said. So thay went to go
and welcom there new neighbor. " Hey my name is sonic and this is -" Shadow pushes Sonic." I can say my own name!" "ok ok sorry but don't do that next time!"Sonic said."So my name is Shadow and what's your name?" "Oh! My name is Amy." " Hay Amy welcome to the neighborhood." Sonic said. Than out of no were Jet comes out."Is this your dog!"Amy said."Yes he is, his name is Jet."sonic said."Oh relly were did you get him?" Amy said." We found him two years ago when he was a puppy"Sonic said.
should go and check it out"Shadow said. So thay went to go
and welcom there new neighbor. " Hey my name is sonic and this is -" Shadow pushes Sonic." I can say my own name!" "ok ok sorry but don't do that next time!"Sonic said."So my name is Shadow and what's your name?" "Oh! My name is Amy." " Hay Amy welcome to the neighborhood." Sonic said. Than out of no were Jet comes out."Is this your dog!"Amy said."Yes he is, his name is Jet."sonic said."Oh relly were did you get him?" Amy said." We found him two years ago when he was a puppy"Sonic said.
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AU: Thank you MephilesTheDark for the monkey-thing! And by the way, this is not really me...
It was the oddest little thing...
A pineapple... With monkey limbs and a little monkey head. The eyes freaked most people out, though. They didn't blink. They were red with yellow outlining, and they followed people.
If people even came close to it, it would chuck vomit at them...
I was stupid enough to sneak up on it and touch it.
It sat on its weird perch made of a broken concrete stair, watching others walk by. It slowly cocked it's head to the side. Creepy thing...
I slowly tip-toed up to it from behind. It turned it's head 360° to look at me. It shot vomit like a heat-seeking missile from its throat-hole. The vomit landed on my face. I myself vomited, but on the freaky monkey-thing... Its mouth was still open. It stared at me with almost flaming eyes. One twitched.
I suddenly heard a beeping.
Beep, beep, beep, beep...
Oh crap.
BLOOOOOSHHHH!!
It was the oddest little thing...
A pineapple... With monkey limbs and a little monkey head. The eyes freaked most people out, though. They didn't blink. They were red with yellow outlining, and they followed people.
If people even came close to it, it would chuck vomit at them...
I was stupid enough to sneak up on it and touch it.
It sat on its weird perch made of a broken concrete stair, watching others walk by. It slowly cocked it's head to the side. Creepy thing...
I slowly tip-toed up to it from behind. It turned it's head 360° to look at me. It shot vomit like a heat-seeking missile from its throat-hole. The vomit landed on my face. I myself vomited, but on the freaky monkey-thing... Its mouth was still open. It stared at me with almost flaming eyes. One twitched.
I suddenly heard a beeping.
Beep, beep, beep, beep...
Oh crap.
BLOOOOOSHHHH!!