Zim was digging in Gir's stuff again. He found this.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Rings
a werld full uv byootifull gold rings. never ever will tey tayste az gud az a toco.
Loops
a werld full uv minde bogling loops. never ever will tey be az exsiting az biting a toco fer teh ferst tyme.
Zones
a werld full uv long zones. never ever will they be as long as teh tyme i will spend eeting a toco.
Signs
a werld full uv signs that hav peeple's fase's on them. i cant beeleeve tat no signs hav tacos on them.
Tocos
a werld witout tocos.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Rings
a werld full uv byootifull gold rings. never ever will tey tayste az gud az a toco.
Loops
a werld full uv minde bogling loops. never ever will tey be az exsiting az biting a toco fer teh ferst tyme.
Zones
a werld full uv long zones. never ever will they be as long as teh tyme i will spend eeting a toco.
Signs
a werld full uv signs that hav peeple's fase's on them. i cant beeleeve tat no signs hav tacos on them.
Tocos
a werld witout tocos.
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"You're misson is to recover the chaos emeralds." "ok" Ruby runs off heading towards Eggman's base."who's that" ruby thinks. As a Blue hedgehog races by. "It don't matter" As ruby sneaks into one of the vents. Crawling until the she sees the glow of the red chaos emerald. "It's like taking candy form a baby" ruby jumps out of the vent and takes the chaos emerald. As she gets ready to leave a two tailed fox walks in. "huh, who are you" "I'm ruby, don't bother me" she jumps into the vent before tails can get her. "Get back here ruby" Ruby escapes Eggman's base and run torwds the spy HQ. "so you say a red hedgehog took the chaos emerald" says sonic "yes, she escaped before I could get her" says tails angerliy "let go after her,sonic" says cream "I'm back" "Good job, angent ruby"says Emma the HQ leader "I have a question, who's the yellow two tailed fox" ruby demands "tails the fox he travels with sonic the hedgehog" "tell me more"
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AU: Thank you MephilesTheDark for the monkey-thing! And by the way, this is not really me...
It was the oddest little thing...
A pineapple... With monkey limbs and a little monkey head. The eyes freaked most people out, though. They didn't blink. They were red with yellow outlining, and they followed people.
If people even came close to it, it would chuck vomit at them...
I was stupid enough to sneak up on it and touch it.
It sat on its weird perch made of a broken concrete stair, watching others walk by. It slowly cocked it's head to the side. Creepy thing...
I slowly tip-toed up to it from behind. It turned it's head 360° to look at me. It shot vomit like a heat-seeking missile from its throat-hole. The vomit landed on my face. I myself vomited, but on the freaky monkey-thing... Its mouth was still open. It stared at me with almost flaming eyes. One twitched.
I suddenly heard a beeping.
Beep, beep, beep, beep...
Oh crap.
BLOOOOOSHHHH!!
It was the oddest little thing...
A pineapple... With monkey limbs and a little monkey head. The eyes freaked most people out, though. They didn't blink. They were red with yellow outlining, and they followed people.
If people even came close to it, it would chuck vomit at them...
I was stupid enough to sneak up on it and touch it.
It sat on its weird perch made of a broken concrete stair, watching others walk by. It slowly cocked it's head to the side. Creepy thing...
I slowly tip-toed up to it from behind. It turned it's head 360° to look at me. It shot vomit like a heat-seeking missile from its throat-hole. The vomit landed on my face. I myself vomited, but on the freaky monkey-thing... Its mouth was still open. It stared at me with almost flaming eyes. One twitched.
I suddenly heard a beeping.
Beep, beep, beep, beep...
Oh crap.
BLOOOOOSHHHH!!
Not good enough to die with them,
Not good enough for death,
Better to be tortured my dear,
And Father knows best,
You think I'm dastardly,
That I've committed a crime,
I won't stop until I see you breathe,
For the final time,
I may have killed them all,
All the ones you love,
But just remember you might see them,
When you go above,
He's not here to save you,
Your precious crush,
When he hears your screaming,
He won't be quick to rush,
Goodbye my dear,
A very fond farewell,
You might go to heaven,
Yet you might go to hell...
Mauri Higashi to Satsujin Higashi
Not good enough for death,
Better to be tortured my dear,
And Father knows best,
You think I'm dastardly,
That I've committed a crime,
I won't stop until I see you breathe,
For the final time,
I may have killed them all,
All the ones you love,
But just remember you might see them,
When you go above,
He's not here to save you,
Your precious crush,
When he hears your screaming,
He won't be quick to rush,
Goodbye my dear,
A very fond farewell,
You might go to heaven,
Yet you might go to hell...
Mauri Higashi to Satsujin Higashi
This is actually inspired by an old article I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating Apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return Home From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An Apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating Apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return Home From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An Apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
Random flashbacks about Bieber opinions:
~At School~
Syd: I hate him! He sounds like a girl!
Aly B: Me too.
~At friend's~
Izzy: Justin's so cute!
Bre: Yeah!
~At my house~
Me: I dunno if I like his singing or not...
*finds Love Me by Justin Bieber*
...
*clicks* Me gusta.
*after brushing teeth*
I'm gonna finish my Gatorade!
*drinks*
FFFFFFFFTERRIBLE-but not as bad as orange juice.
Yeah...super-duper bored...
OH! Btw, I'm thinkin' up an AWESOME new story! It's gonna be called...
The Christian Chronicles!
Yes, it is a Christianity-based story, about someone's struggle with faith and life. If you are offended by it, I suggest you not read it.
Cast:
Skiibe(skee-bee) Hone the Hedgehog
Angel Andrews the Wolf
Tibeste Marcus the Creature
Mint the Cat-Dragon-Dog
More chars to come! :D
~At School~
Syd: I hate him! He sounds like a girl!
Aly B: Me too.
~At friend's~
Izzy: Justin's so cute!
Bre: Yeah!
~At my house~
Me: I dunno if I like his singing or not...
*finds Love Me by Justin Bieber*
...
*clicks* Me gusta.
*after brushing teeth*
I'm gonna finish my Gatorade!
*drinks*
FFFFFFFFTERRIBLE-but not as bad as orange juice.
Yeah...super-duper bored...
OH! Btw, I'm thinkin' up an AWESOME new story! It's gonna be called...
The Christian Chronicles!
Yes, it is a Christianity-based story, about someone's struggle with faith and life. If you are offended by it, I suggest you not read it.
Cast:
Skiibe(skee-bee) Hone the Hedgehog
Angel Andrews the Wolf
Tibeste Marcus the Creature
Mint the Cat-Dragon-Dog
More chars to come! :D
Lights flickered all around. " Tails," Teardrop said" We'll never make it. They'll find us and kill us." Tails said " No. We'll find a way out. I gotta plan."
As the sun bared down on their backs, Tear and Tails sneaked to the beach. " We'll have to swim." Tear said with a smile. " Uh... uh... uh..." Tails stammered. " What's wrong?" Tear asked. " Um... nothing." Tails said. Tear dived in the water. " Here goes nothing." Tails said. He followed in after her.
They cam to a small island. Tails looked terrified. Tear grinned."This is it. Calypso's island." They walked towards a garden. A small figure appeared. "Hello." she said. "Welcome,visitors." Tails and Tear asked in union:"Who...are you?"
"I am owner of this garden. Prisoner of this island. I am..."
WAIT TILL I FINISH THE WHOLE STORY. I MIGHT SEND IT TO GET PUBLISHED. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!
~Teardrop
As the sun bared down on their backs, Tear and Tails sneaked to the beach. " We'll have to swim." Tear said with a smile. " Uh... uh... uh..." Tails stammered. " What's wrong?" Tear asked. " Um... nothing." Tails said. Tear dived in the water. " Here goes nothing." Tails said. He followed in after her.
They cam to a small island. Tails looked terrified. Tear grinned."This is it. Calypso's island." They walked towards a garden. A small figure appeared. "Hello." she said. "Welcome,visitors." Tails and Tear asked in union:"Who...are you?"
"I am owner of this garden. Prisoner of this island. I am..."
WAIT TILL I FINISH THE WHOLE STORY. I MIGHT SEND IT TO GET PUBLISHED. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!
~Teardrop