Following the trend of writing those 'WHO KNOWS THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING?!" stories.
________________________________________
Stab.
Stab.
Tee hee.
Stab.
Stupid brother. His face is a'bein' on mah punching bag. The zebra hopping around my garage like a gay little bastard just continued to do so. It licked my Mongoose bike. Gaywad.
There was a knock at dah door. My brother peeked his head in. MephilesTheDark tackled him and beat the living shit out of him. She received a cookie.... And she swallowed it in one bite.
Afterwards, in repeatedly jumped on Raymond's head, crushing it in about 3 seconds flat. Puppetmaster111 giggled at my insanity. BlackRoseLove stared at her dead cousin with wide eyes, then started laughing maniacally. I was so proud of her.
The zebra licked Puppetmaster111's face. The knife I was holding met the zebra's neck. THEY ARE SUCH A HAPPY COUPLE 8D. As the zebra was coughing up blood on my newly mopped floor, I put it out of it's misery.
Dad quickly walked in. He looked at the zebra, his eldest son, me, BlackRoseLove, then walked out. There was a big crash outside :D.
"I GOTS TO DO CHORES... FUCKIN ZEBRA RUINED MAH FLOOR...!"
Everyone was gone as soon as I said that.
I did chores.
THE END.
________________________________________
Stab.
Stab.
Tee hee.
Stab.
Stupid brother. His face is a'bein' on mah punching bag. The zebra hopping around my garage like a gay little bastard just continued to do so. It licked my Mongoose bike. Gaywad.
There was a knock at dah door. My brother peeked his head in. MephilesTheDark tackled him and beat the living shit out of him. She received a cookie.... And she swallowed it in one bite.
Afterwards, in repeatedly jumped on Raymond's head, crushing it in about 3 seconds flat. Puppetmaster111 giggled at my insanity. BlackRoseLove stared at her dead cousin with wide eyes, then started laughing maniacally. I was so proud of her.
The zebra licked Puppetmaster111's face. The knife I was holding met the zebra's neck. THEY ARE SUCH A HAPPY COUPLE 8D. As the zebra was coughing up blood on my newly mopped floor, I put it out of it's misery.
Dad quickly walked in. He looked at the zebra, his eldest son, me, BlackRoseLove, then walked out. There was a big crash outside :D.
"I GOTS TO DO CHORES... FUCKIN ZEBRA RUINED MAH FLOOR...!"
Everyone was gone as soon as I said that.
I did chores.
THE END.
Just a recap I'm sonic I went too shadow academy but I died a terrifying death my friends were sad but we'll stay tuned.
I was looking for my friends then I saw tails he said SONIC YOUR ALIVE!!I replied yes?Tails showed my other friends.they were excited.I went to school and tails got a A+ and a 300/10 for engineering.I went home this time without getting killed.I went to bed.When I woke up a terrifying creature was standing in my room I told it to get out it said in a scary and deep voice YOU'VE MADE A BIG MISTAKE!!! I was blasted away and a turtle with a button on his shell said hello!!when I went to school a guy said EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! A muffin a bear and a can of marmite fell on there face.I ran home and said I gotta stop this then a taco said WHERE'S MY MONEY!!!!and well this is a cliffhanger so I can't tell you what happened until the next one. The end?
I was looking for my friends then I saw tails he said SONIC YOUR ALIVE!!I replied yes?Tails showed my other friends.they were excited.I went to school and tails got a A+ and a 300/10 for engineering.I went home this time without getting killed.I went to bed.When I woke up a terrifying creature was standing in my room I told it to get out it said in a scary and deep voice YOU'VE MADE A BIG MISTAKE!!! I was blasted away and a turtle with a button on his shell said hello!!when I went to school a guy said EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! A muffin a bear and a can of marmite fell on there face.I ran home and said I gotta stop this then a taco said WHERE'S MY MONEY!!!!and well this is a cliffhanger so I can't tell you what happened until the next one. The end?
Hi I'm sonic and I'm telling you the story how I caused a rip in the ASDF movie universe.
One day when I was 16 I when to shadow acadmy™.I met tails What's your name?I asked he whispered miles. and I knew we would be friends.A guy named knuckles asked if I knew da wae (I think he was ugandan)I said no then the bell rang.I rushed to class when I bumped into somebody.he said in a mean voice HEY YOU MADE ME TRIP!!!! Tails stood up to him.Pick on someone your on size CREEP!The teacher said I was late.tails told the teacher it all.The worst part about today was swimming class I can not swim but my friend I met in kindergarten Kirby was a pro!I got a F- for swimming a A+ for running class a B+ for writing and a A+ for basketball.I went home and clicked on the TV villager news was on then a black figure came in my house and killed me my friends were sad.I know what your thinking how the heck are telling me this well this the beginning goodbye for now.The end?
One day when I was 16 I when to shadow acadmy™.I met tails What's your name?I asked he whispered miles. and I knew we would be friends.A guy named knuckles asked if I knew da wae (I think he was ugandan)I said no then the bell rang.I rushed to class when I bumped into somebody.he said in a mean voice HEY YOU MADE ME TRIP!!!! Tails stood up to him.Pick on someone your on size CREEP!The teacher said I was late.tails told the teacher it all.The worst part about today was swimming class I can not swim but my friend I met in kindergarten Kirby was a pro!I got a F- for swimming a A+ for running class a B+ for writing and a A+ for basketball.I went home and clicked on the TV villager news was on then a black figure came in my house and killed me my friends were sad.I know what your thinking how the heck are telling me this well this the beginning goodbye for now.The end?