"Urrrggg... Yah.... I know I'm awesome..." Mumbled A Familiar voice.
It wuz Typhoon. Again.
Pyramid Head walked up in a Tuxedo Suit.
"Mrf,MrfMrfMrf,MrfMrf."
Typhoon just stared at him,"..... Whazzat?"
Slenderman with a Tophat came in.
"He said,your gonna taste good..."
Typhoon saw Slenderman's face,and gaped.
"Holy crap.... NO FACE MACE!"
"Wut?" Answered Slendey.
"Ya don't have a face...." Responded Typhoon.
"Naw Dip." Said Slendey.
"Someone call me-"
"NO,FOR THE LAST TIME,NO." SLenderman said.
Dib walked off.
Typhoon laughed.
A magic broom-duck laughed with him.
"WHAT TEH..."
"Shhhh.... No cussing,it's bad for the children! D:" Said a Magic wall.
"I must be high..." Said Typhoon.
Mastercheif was doing the Numa Dance,while Mason jumped outta a window,Iron Man caught him,and then dropped him. (He was a Halo Fan. XD) The INTERAGAYTER,Came in and asked where the number station was,Everyone said the same thing.
Well,actually they just flicked him off. o3o
Gir was DANCIN LEIK A MUNKEH,And Caboose was rapping.
"Don't drop my mellow,for the yellow duck will give you a truck!" Caboose rapped.
Typhoon was going mad.
Like the MAD HATTA.
And that's NO good.
Haze came in,all religous like,THEN HE PULLED OUT HIS HIDDEN BLADE AND STABBED MR.POTATOE HEAD.
SPider Man was crawling in circles,Captain Amercia threw his sheild at a wall,and bounced back and hit him in da face.
Alucard was hiding in da corner.
Victoria was walking around,asking where her "Master went."
Robin Died somehow by a rainbow duck.
Batman kicked Robin's dead butt outta the UFO.
Dead Robin landed in Gotham,making a nuke go off,all the nukes in the world.
Then after all of that,Australia survived! But then Kangaroos killed everyone,and eventually the Kangaroos fell off a cliff.
Fuckin Kangroos.....
THE END.
Everyone goes to there respectful owners,Cept Australia,and Kangaroos! :3
It wuz Typhoon. Again.
Pyramid Head walked up in a Tuxedo Suit.
"Mrf,MrfMrfMrf,MrfMrf."
Typhoon just stared at him,"..... Whazzat?"
Slenderman with a Tophat came in.
"He said,your gonna taste good..."
Typhoon saw Slenderman's face,and gaped.
"Holy crap.... NO FACE MACE!"
"Wut?" Answered Slendey.
"Ya don't have a face...." Responded Typhoon.
"Naw Dip." Said Slendey.
"Someone call me-"
"NO,FOR THE LAST TIME,NO." SLenderman said.
Dib walked off.
Typhoon laughed.
A magic broom-duck laughed with him.
"WHAT TEH..."
"Shhhh.... No cussing,it's bad for the children! D:" Said a Magic wall.
"I must be high..." Said Typhoon.
Mastercheif was doing the Numa Dance,while Mason jumped outta a window,Iron Man caught him,and then dropped him. (He was a Halo Fan. XD) The INTERAGAYTER,Came in and asked where the number station was,Everyone said the same thing.
Well,actually they just flicked him off. o3o
Gir was DANCIN LEIK A MUNKEH,And Caboose was rapping.
"Don't drop my mellow,for the yellow duck will give you a truck!" Caboose rapped.
Typhoon was going mad.
Like the MAD HATTA.
And that's NO good.
Haze came in,all religous like,THEN HE PULLED OUT HIS HIDDEN BLADE AND STABBED MR.POTATOE HEAD.
SPider Man was crawling in circles,Captain Amercia threw his sheild at a wall,and bounced back and hit him in da face.
Alucard was hiding in da corner.
Victoria was walking around,asking where her "Master went."
Robin Died somehow by a rainbow duck.
Batman kicked Robin's dead butt outta the UFO.
Dead Robin landed in Gotham,making a nuke go off,all the nukes in the world.
Then after all of that,Australia survived! But then Kangaroos killed everyone,and eventually the Kangaroos fell off a cliff.
Fuckin Kangroos.....
THE END.
Everyone goes to there respectful owners,Cept Australia,and Kangaroos! :3
This is actually inspired by an old article I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating Apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return Home From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An Apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating Apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return Home From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An Apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
Random flashbacks about Bieber opinions:
~At School~
Syd: I hate him! He sounds like a girl!
Aly B: Me too.
~At friend's~
Izzy: Justin's so cute!
Bre: Yeah!
~At my house~
Me: I dunno if I like his singing or not...
*finds Love Me by Justin Bieber*
...
*clicks* Me gusta.
*after brushing teeth*
I'm gonna finish my Gatorade!
*drinks*
FFFFFFFFTERRIBLE-but not as bad as orange juice.
Yeah...super-duper bored...
OH! Btw, I'm thinkin' up an AWESOME new story! It's gonna be called...
The Christian Chronicles!
Yes, it is a Christianity-based story, about someone's struggle with faith and life. If you are offended by it, I suggest you not read it.
Cast:
Skiibe(skee-bee) Hone the Hedgehog
Angel Andrews the Wolf
Tibeste Marcus the Creature
Mint the Cat-Dragon-Dog
More chars to come! :D
~At School~
Syd: I hate him! He sounds like a girl!
Aly B: Me too.
~At friend's~
Izzy: Justin's so cute!
Bre: Yeah!
~At my house~
Me: I dunno if I like his singing or not...
*finds Love Me by Justin Bieber*
...
*clicks* Me gusta.
*after brushing teeth*
I'm gonna finish my Gatorade!
*drinks*
FFFFFFFFTERRIBLE-but not as bad as orange juice.
Yeah...super-duper bored...
OH! Btw, I'm thinkin' up an AWESOME new story! It's gonna be called...
The Christian Chronicles!
Yes, it is a Christianity-based story, about someone's struggle with faith and life. If you are offended by it, I suggest you not read it.
Cast:
Skiibe(skee-bee) Hone the Hedgehog
Angel Andrews the Wolf
Tibeste Marcus the Creature
Mint the Cat-Dragon-Dog
More chars to come! :D
Lights flickered all around. " Tails," Teardrop said" We'll never make it. They'll find us and kill us." Tails said " No. We'll find a way out. I gotta plan."
As the sun bared down on their backs, Tear and Tails sneaked to the beach. " We'll have to swim." Tear said with a smile. " Uh... uh... uh..." Tails stammered. " What's wrong?" Tear asked. " Um... nothing." Tails said. Tear dived in the water. " Here goes nothing." Tails said. He followed in after her.
They cam to a small island. Tails looked terrified. Tear grinned."This is it. Calypso's island." They walked towards a garden. A small figure appeared. "Hello." she said. "Welcome,visitors." Tails and Tear asked in union:"Who...are you?"
"I am owner of this garden. Prisoner of this island. I am..."
WAIT TILL I FINISH THE WHOLE STORY. I MIGHT SEND IT TO GET PUBLISHED. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!
~Teardrop
As the sun bared down on their backs, Tear and Tails sneaked to the beach. " We'll have to swim." Tear said with a smile. " Uh... uh... uh..." Tails stammered. " What's wrong?" Tear asked. " Um... nothing." Tails said. Tear dived in the water. " Here goes nothing." Tails said. He followed in after her.
They cam to a small island. Tails looked terrified. Tear grinned."This is it. Calypso's island." They walked towards a garden. A small figure appeared. "Hello." she said. "Welcome,visitors." Tails and Tear asked in union:"Who...are you?"
"I am owner of this garden. Prisoner of this island. I am..."
WAIT TILL I FINISH THE WHOLE STORY. I MIGHT SEND IT TO GET PUBLISHED. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!
~Teardrop
This is the 10 quotes that Danny use in his life and in his stories.
1. Most cant relive life...i relive all.
2. Finding your calling in life is easy... preforming it is the hard part.
3. No you cant stop it...its too powerful for you and me.
4. If we are mobians...are we like the humans.
5. Everyone has a power, a skill and a talent...be your own self...you will find it.
6. No one is good or bad...they are the same thing.
7. Being a hero is hard but earning your reputation at the end is all i need.
8. He win ands we lose...but if we win we fight to win another day
9. Don't judge a hedgehog by its looks...judge it by what choices it chooses
10. Matter is in my heart...my soul...my world...all i need to do is to learn it more.
1. Most cant relive life...i relive all.
2. Finding your calling in life is easy... preforming it is the hard part.
3. No you cant stop it...its too powerful for you and me.
4. If we are mobians...are we like the humans.
5. Everyone has a power, a skill and a talent...be your own self...you will find it.
6. No one is good or bad...they are the same thing.
7. Being a hero is hard but earning your reputation at the end is all i need.
8. He win ands we lose...but if we win we fight to win another day
9. Don't judge a hedgehog by its looks...judge it by what choices it chooses
10. Matter is in my heart...my soul...my world...all i need to do is to learn it more.
To people who recolor ..... LEARN TO DRAW!Im here to say that recolors ar suckish dont hate me for stating the truth heres I want people who draw there own charector NOT RECOLOR to join me to stop this evacuation of skill,dignity,and horrible recolors.If you draw your own charectors then join me and make sure recolors dont ruin fan charectors name it will be tough to stop recolors from growing its up to us to stop here is what you can do 1.If you know someone who recolors get them to stop and help them draw fan charectors 2.post videos on how to draw a fan charectors. 3.get people in your town or on the internet to start drawing. 4.Tell people about this so they can help stop recolors as well. You can make a difference. From the desk of aushedgehog