The P.J. Wars

Gatage called to have a meeting with seven of your characters. She tells you that since they're fighting the Malumtis Empire single handed, they might need to buff up, and form a bigger team, since the Malumtis Empire ecently started cross-dimensional ttrade to obtain much more technologically advanced weaponry to take out the Militia of this dimension.

Your characters comply, and soon arrive at a small two story house where the Milita lived for now before they have to move. Again.

Rules:

All's fair in love and war. (Evil smirk) Your character can be stu, but they have to have some way of feeling pain, no matter how light or excutiating it is. And just so you know, pain is vital to this RPG, as is humor.

But fair warning: things aren't what they seem in this RPG.

Starclan be with you. And may they have mercy on you.