(Since my last one got deleted for no apparent reason, here it is again.) Coming Back Strong (An RP of Return)

You have found yourself in an area completely unknown to you. There is a slight breeze blowing, and a paper is blown to you. It says "ELEMENTANIAN WEEKLY: EF Gang Charity Show a Big Hit!!" You then realize one thing: This isn't Mobius. As you go to stand up, you see a slight sparkle from in front of you. You look up, and a human in what appears to be a Power Rangers costume looks down at you.
???-Gold Ranger: Who, or more importantly, WHAT are you, and why are you on this planet?!
What do you do?
(P.S.: If you answered already, pick up from where you left off.)