I probably should've found a safer place to post this....

But...I'm looking for a team of world-class, dedicated and full-time thieves to create a new and (possibly) improved Cooper Gang.
Areas of expertise requested: (The names on the side are official Sly Cooper characters, as I'm basing this on the Sly 3 game. I'm looking for guys like them, so you may or may not have to do a slight bit of research,,,)
Technical (Bentley)
Radio Control (Penelope)
'Recovery Team' (Murray)
Submersibles (Dimitri)
Telekinesis (The Guru)
Artillery (Panda King)
(Esme: The picture's of my father's gang, by the way. I look forward to working with you. If you read up on the previous lot, or watch the Sly 3 cut scenes on Youtube (or even better-play the game), you'll see what I'm looking for here...)