Gwendoline's inventing weapons.

She's building a humacizer and a aduliticizer, and claiming they're dangerous, while none of my fan characters take it seriously. Would yours? Here's the point of them:

Humacizer: Turns you into a human. Try getting your own back, you can be arrested for animal cruelty.

Adulticizer: Makes you 10 years older (or more, depending if your under 8). Again, try getting your own back, you can be arrested for child abuse. (Gwen's only 13).