Anyone got something to write about?

I swear, I haven't had anything inspiring for days.
So, ask, and ye shall receive in the time it takes me to make a good storyline.

I WILL NOT Write about-

Your famous hedgehog's escapades in the Sonic universe whilst derping with speed.
Your 'teenage' vampyr (or lycantrhope. Just don't.)
Your god-hedgehog derp. Unless I get to prove it was a witch, or some crap.
And do not ask me to write heavy romance. Don't even think about it.