Nico: What if..

I died:
I don't know you. I probably wouldn't care. No offence.
I fell:
I would have been the bitch that pushed you over. CB
I lived next door to you:
Your house would get egged every night.
I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
I'd kick you in the shin and yell, 'YOOOOUUUU KIDS GET OFFA MAH LAWN!'
I stole something:
I would steal it from you.
I was murdered:
I would run away from the crime scene and hope I wasn't caught.
I cried:
I'd slap your back and yell, 'GETTA MOVE ON, SOLDIER!'
I was hospitalized:
I would bring you flowers everyday. The flowers would be filled with spiders.

Trust me?
No.
Keep a seret if I had one?
No.
Hold my hand?
Yes. And I would crush it in my hand.
Study with me?
Yes. By destroying all your stuff. To study the psychological reaction you had, of course.

When and how did we meet?
I saved you life in a magical flowery land of unicorns and rainbows.
Desribe me in three words?
Who are you?
What was your first impression of me?
Who are you?
What do you think of me now?
Who are you?
What reminds you of me?
This question.

When's the last time you saw me?
When I was sleeping under your bed and you shoved your filthy cloths into my face to hide them from your mother.

CB

JT if you lived next to me i would trust you to not tell people where i live and the three words i would describe sweet awsome and funny and i dont rember the last time i saw you

Jerome's Answers;

● I died?
Couldnt care less~
● I fell:
Ignores
● I lived next door to you:
Keep doors closet
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
Kick you right away out
● I stole something:
Couldnt care, but if it would be something from me, you're death~
● I was murdered:
Find the murder, so I can get big moneys for my boss. And give childrens big sticks to poke your death body~
● I cried:
Call you; Crybaby
● I was hospitalized:
Well, it wasent my fault, right?
~Would you~

● Trust me ?
No
● Keep a secret if I told you one?:
No
● Hold my hand?:
Hell no
● Study with me?
Depends~ But I'm pretty sure, I would say no.

More ~

● When and how did we meet?:
Do I even know you? T_T
● Describe me in three words:
Annoying
Useless
Wierdo
● What was your first impression of me?:
....Why she is so annoying~ T_T'
● What do you think of me now?:
Still annoying~
● What reminds you of me?:
...That we're both alive now and we will both die someday. You're not certainly even close to me or I, to you~
● When's the last time you saw me?:
I just met you~

Because he is mean like that C'B

WHAT IF.

● You were supposed to put this on deviantart and you didn't.

Weeeeelll??? :3

If You Lived Next Door To Me I Would Invite You In To Tea. If You Were Murded I Would Cry ll Year.

Tokyo;
~What if~
●I died?
*Have fun with that.
●I fell?
*Couldn't care less.
●I lived next door to you?
*Mother, we have have a neighbor. Can I welcome her with a slice from my blade?
●I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
*Hallo thar stanger. Want to meet my sword?
●I stole something?
*Shit.
●I was murdered?
*I wasn't invited?
●I cried?
*Don't care.
●I was hospitalized?
*Have fun with that.
~Would you~
●Trust me?
*Who the hell are you?
●Keep a secret if I told you one?
*HAHAHAHA, good luck with that.
●Hold my hand?
*Could I slice it off then eat it?
●Study with me?
*Lolwut?
More~
●When and how did we meet?
*How the hell am I supposed to remember? That was like one whole minute ago.
●Describe me in three words;
*No.
*Way.
*Bro.
●What was your first impresion of me?
*Damn this lady is annoying.
●What do you think of me now?
*Damn this lady is annoying.
●What reminds you of me?
*
●When's the last time you saw me.
*One whole second ago, moron.

...Can I haz your hand now?