-Amy: “-what IS all this-??”
-Scourge~miffed: “Who the hell invited YOU here-?-!”
-Amy~snooty~nose upturned: “I WAS invited, thank you-! I wanted to discuss Sonic w/ Scintillant!”
-Scourge~confused: “…hell-?”
-Scintillant: “…<sigh>-yes, & I keep trying to TELL you: MY Sonic is the Archie comic version, where YOU are the ‘Sonic X’ version of Amy Rose-!! HOW does this keep from sinking in-?-!”
-Scourge: “<chuckle> doesn’t work if her head’s hollow-!”
Before Amy can get mad & pull out her hammer, Scintillant tries to redirect things- -Scourge just might kill the little weakling by ACCIDENT in a fight-!
-Scintillant: “-This is the way it is, Amy-:SONIC IS MINE-…get used to it, already!”
-Scourge: “-?!!-“
-Amy: “?!-That’s what YOU think!! You haven’t even played any of the games beyond the old ones a long time ago-OR read the comics-OR seen any of the shows & movies besides “Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog” & “Sonic X”-!!!!! You call yourself a REAL fan?!!! HAH!! You’ve got-what-a DOZEN transformations, including one where you can be equipped by someone as a power source AND one where you’re filled w/ the life essence of an entire DIMENTION, but you’re STILL weak as a toothpick!?” throwing everything but the proverbial ‘kitchen sink’ at her in a childish fit of anger.
-Scourge~hating to agree w/ Amy of all people: “…she’s got you there, sugar-!” w/ a toothy smirk.
-Scintillant: “-she does NOT-!!!” in an unexpected outburst “I cant help it I’ve been too unfortunate for all that-but she’s WRONG about the comics-I got to have ONE- - once!!! It SUCKED, but it was MINE!!”
-Amy~smugly grinning: “…a REAL fangirl wouldn’t find ANYTHING ‘sucky’ about something that involves Sonic in ANY way-!”
-Scintillant: “T.T… …it was the issue where everyone got sick by eating tainted take-out food & Sonic micronized & met the character “Aunite Body”…-!”
-Amy: “!?” sweatdrop…
-Scourge: “??-!!” then he laughs quite hard.
-Scinillant: “Ex-ACT-ly! You cant TELL me that didn’t SUCK like a drunk HOOKER-!!”
-Sonic~coming out of nowhere: “Yeah, that sucked. a LOT <shudder>…I can still feel the mucus…!”
-Scourge: “…ever hear the phrase ‘I didn’t need to hear that’? well…” &- - -laughs loudly straight in Sonic’s face, deeply enjoying the corniness that Archie comics brought down on Sonic & crew (despite being FROM that continuity, himself, & a part of that SAME corniness…).
-Scintillant~sweatdrop at Scourge’s behavior: “… In all fairness, all the issues even CLOSE to the beginning sucked out loud, & the ‘corny’ didn’t ever go away, just got slightly better writing & way better artwork to help try to dullen the senses to the CRAP.” Sonic plants a palm in Scourge’s face to shut him up & push him away;
-Sonic: “-that’s being awfully generous- -oh, yeah, you don’t use swear-words…! That explains it-!” making a small joke of his own w/ a grin-bigger than it should’ve been for a joke like that, but it made Scintillant laugh, as intended.
-Amy~interrupting~throwing herself at Sonic: “I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU-!! –it’s been nearly TWO HOURS-! Where WERE you??” gleefully. Sonic holds her off, blindsided & confused;
-Sonic~to Scintillant: “What’s WRONG w/ her today?-!”
-Scintillant: “oh, that’s the “Sonic X” Amy Rose. She’s always like that.”
-Sonic~even more confused: “-wh- -but I’m- -!”
-Scintillant~shrugging: “<sigh>…I know, but she wont listen to ME…<ahem>- -to ME-!!” hinting. Sonic still held her off, & got the hint, but didn’t know what to do…;
-Sonic: “um…Amy-?? Er-Miss Rose-??” not sure if he should call her informally, not being the right Amy added in w/ the misunderstanding.
-Amy: “oh, you don’t have to get formal w/ ME-you’re my boyfriend!” blushing. Scintillant knew by his attitude he couldn’t talk sense to her, but it gave her time to transform into her phoenix form & tackle Amy.
-Scourge: “Oo-! This just got fun-!” ~shouting moral support to Scintillant: “-USE THOSE TALONS, BABY-!!!”
-Sonic~sweatdrop at Scourge: “…” he makes a call on his cell phone. Sonic interrupts the fight to sweep Scintillant off as Silver arrived, as asked, to hold Amy in telekinesis for the escape.
-Scourge: “-& what the hell do you think YOU’RE doing-?!” to Sonic- -he didn’t care what happened to Amy.
-Scintillant: “YEAH-!!! I’m not strong, but WAY smart enough to beat HER!!”
-Silver: “…as your GRAMMAR demonstrates…”
-Sonic: “We have a combination-date, remember?” smiling.
-Scintillant~remembering: “oh-YEAHHH…which was why I invited Amy so you could talk to her when you picked me up so she’d stop texting me crap about this, &-yeaahh…so, Zonic & Shadow are waiting at the- -“ Shadow arrives via chaos control, grabs her, Sonic, & Silver & flees through further chaos control.
-Scourge: “- -ZONIC-?!!- -not him, TOO-the flying fuck- - -Wait -YOU COULD’VE AT LEAST TAKEN AMY & DROPPED HER IN THE OCEAN SOMEWHERE-!!!”

that was long and funny scintillant

I agree! ^.~