-Scourge: "How could there be so many Shadow fans at a club for ME?!"
-Scintillant: "<sigh>...i have NO idea..."
-Scourge: "who could crush on him over me?!that WANNABE-!!"
-Scintillant~jump: "HEY-!! be nice to Shadow-kun!!!"
-Scourge: "-??- wait a minute--what was YOUR answer above-?! HEY!!"
<Scintillant flees>
-Scourge~chasing: "TRAITOR!!!!"
-Scintillant: "no, no-i picked you BOTH-!!"
-Scourge: "THE KING DOESNT SHARE HIS CROWN!!!!"
-Scintillant: "ok-ok--i pick to let you fight it out-!!"
-Scourge~Scintillant in his grip: "huh-?oh...that'll work!i'll mop the floor w/ him, then we can get to bed!"
-Scintillant~sweating: "<whew>...yeah...i go to bed w/ the winner...that's a pretty good deal no matter WHO wins...!"
-Scourge: "... ...you DO believe i can win, right?-!"
-Scintillant~sweatdrop: "... ... ... should i start running now or after dinner??"
-Scourge: "T.T well, since you ARE dinner..."
-Scintillant: "right, then-! <runs>"

scouurge =*

Lolz thats really funny one of my favs

they're both so awesome and badass <3

yoshi

Hellowittykitty: An all-out battle brawl. *puts on wise person glasses while smoking through a pipe* Very simple logic really.
Shadow:.......you know this green vomit ball here is gonna lose right? *smirks*
Scourge: Hey! Take that back you black emo! DX I hate you!
Hellowittykitty: Please, don't curse here. Think of the children. *points at innocent kids in the background*
Random Kid 1: I like sparkles and the color pink!
Random Kid 2: I like trains. *giant train comes and crushes them and the school*
All of Us: -_-' Now that was a bit violent....
Scourge: Who gives a freakin' fuck about children? I'm in this for the babes. *winks at me*
Hellowittykitty: *gasps loudly* ME? What happened to Fiona? Or did you--
Fiona: Scourge baby, how could you? *dramatic music in the background*
Shadow: Great. ~_~ A dumb drama scene.
Hellowittykitty: Agreed. I see this all the time in the movies. *pulls out popcorn* Want some? This is going to be a long one.
Shadow: Touché. :P
~VERY long Drama Scene.....(Derp) c;~
Shadow & Hellowittykitty: *asleep*
Scourge & Fiona: *making out vigorously* Mmmm...Mmmm
Shadow: *yawn* I think it's over.....now to fight! *pulls out gun and shoots Fiona by accident*
Hellowittykitty: WTF was that? O__O"
Scourge: OnO FIONA! *runs and sad music in the background* Shadow! Your DEAD!
~Solaris Phase 2 music plays here~ (I love it)
Hellowittykitty: Is this freaking Sonic 06? *face-palm*
Shadow and Scourge: *beating each other up*
Hellowittykitty: You know what? I'm bailing! Later bitches. *leaves*