(if you don’t know “Code Geass” or at least WHAT geass itself is, you’ll end up kinda lost, & this is meant to take place AFTER chapter 4 of my ‘Scourge rape trap’ installations, which has already been posted…YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED-! So no complaints)
-Scourge~to Scintillant: “YOU did this-DIDN’T YOU- - -!!!!-?”grinding his teeth like never before. She was almost too overcome w/ laughter to respond coherently;
-Scintillant: “- - -no- - -I SWEAR- - -to actual- -GOD- - - -I didn’t- - -<burst of laughter>-the other fans did this- -by –them –SE-LVES - -!!!!!<another burst of laughter>” practically rolling on the floor now. His thoughts staggered in his head & came out his mouth in incomplete sentences;
-Scourge: “no- - this is- - YOU had to have-they wouldn’t DARE have-THIS IS SCOURGE FANDOM BLASPHEMY!!!!!” almost spazzing. This just made Scintillant laugh harder. He was torn between scolding her & ripping the heads off the fans responsible or it all.
-Sonic: “… … …Do I have a say at all- - -??”
-Scourge~whipping to him briefly: “-NOO-shut up!!!”
-Sonic: “…but I just meant- -“
-Scourge~cutting him off: “-I SAID ‘NO’, SHITPANTS-!!!” & returns to fussing w/ the situation.
-Sonic~thinking: “… …nevermind I’m not WEARING pants- -& pretty much never do…!” w/ a bit of humor.
-Scintillant: “-HE DOESN’T WEAR PANTS- -!!!!!” & she has another reason to keep laughing. & she IS on the floor, now. Sonic worries for her health a bit, but decides to be glad she’s happy- -& distracted
-Sonic~grabbing Scourge by the arm: “-dude, if you’d just LISTEN- -“ but Scourge’s outburst cuts him off ;
-Scourge~ripping arm away, acting a bit freaked: “- -gAH-!!! –don’t TOUCH me, right now!!”
-Scintillant~muttering breathlessly: “-too easyyyyyy-!!” ~louder: “-so he can TOUCH you LATER-??-!<laugh> hear that, guys-?!”~indicating the fans who set this all up: “-tune in LATER for your yaoi- -!!!!” rolling in a merry fit.
-Sonic~a bit frustrated w/ her: “…you’re not helping, right now…!”
-Scintillant~breathlessly: “…try me LATER…-!!” thinking that to be a funny pun on Scourge’s previous comment. The situation is calmed some by this, as both Sonic & Scourge are ‘humbled’ by her weak joke, draining some of their energy in the way of any buzz-killer. In her hyped up state, even the smallest things would seem hilarious.
Sonic takes advantage of the moment;
-Sonic: “anyway…what I MEANT was I AGREE w/ you on this!”
-Scourge: “!-oh… …I still don’t want you to touch me.”
-Sonic: “-again- -we agree. Now-what do we do about this?”
-Scourge: “…T.T…just when I’m about to give you credit for having some brains, you prove to be a moron all over again-! We BAIL, dumbass!-!”
-Sonic: “T.T yeah, well, I didn’t know you had a way around all that LOCKS us here, DID I-??” knowing Scourge had no such thing, but throwing the attitude out there as a way of hinting their ACTUAL situation to Scourge.
-Scourge: “…what?”
-Sonic: “<sigh> …just when I was about to give you credit for having some BRAINS- - -!”
-Scourge~cutting him off w/ attitude: “-cut it the fuck out & SAY it… …where’s my warp ring-?-!”
-Sonic: “…NOW he’s catching on…! We’re STUCK here-! Just like you’re little ‘rape trap’, we’ve had the doors locked on us-though in this case we were shoved into a zone w/ no doors, just no exits at ALL…” Scourge takes a minute to look around & realizes he’s right- - -the yaoi obsessed fans set them up! …& wont let them go until they GET yaoi-! Sonic continues as Scourge tries to think of/find something to get them out: “They took your warp ring-probably using a pretty girl hitting on you-& smashed all the star posts that WERE here. THEY hold the way out…”
((I write as if it were an actual book(or try to)b/c the things/people I write about are too awesome to deserve less! They’re worth the effort. If you(reader) don’t put this much effort in, it doesn’t mean you’re not a real fan-just that you didn’t think it out much, & that’s ok- - it’s not your fault Scourge/ Shadow/ Sonic/ Silver/ Knuckles/ Zonic/ Cream/ Blaze/ Julie-su/ Mina/ Espio are sexily distracting. Plus-Orlando Bloom & Milia Jokovich are still hottening up the world- -WHO COULD CONCENTRATE?!!(well, I’m a freak, so I don’t count…)))
LET THE YAOI EPIC CONTINUE-!!!
-Scourge~refusing to accept: “oh- no- GOD- fucking- way- -!! … … …YOU DICK-OBSESSED FREAKS!!!! AT LEAST WHEN SCINTILLANT BRINGS IT UP SHE’S JOKING, &- -…wait-Scintillant-!!”~turning back to her: “…honey-??”grinning. She was still on the floor, but just vaguely chuckling now.
-Sonic~skeptical: “SHE’S stuck here, TOO, genius-!”
-Scourge~giving Sonic a look before: “…sweetness-? Be a dear & call Shadow, hm-??” loving up to her as if it were mild seduction.
-Sonic~surprised~thinking: “…why didn’t I think of that…?” sweatdropping at himself.
-Scintillant~chuckling becoming snickering: “…-I cant-!…-I gave them my phone-…!”
-Scourge: “-You WERE in on this-!!! I KNEW IT!!”
-Scintillant~shaking head~stumbling through giggles: “-n-no-!…-I had no id-e-a-!-!<snicker>”
-Sonic: “They didn’t even trust another Scourge fangirl-??”
-Scourge: “Exactly the POINT- -she was IN on it-it’s a homosexual CONSPIRACY- -!!!”
-Sonic~sweatdrop: “… …b/c THAT doesn’t sound nuts.” when he realized his unintentional joke, he chuckles to himself: “heh…’nuts’…!”
-Scourge: “DON’T ENCOURAGE HER-!!”
-Scintillant: “how could I have been ‘in on it’-?? None of these people KNOW me- -even ONLINE!”
-Scourge~calmed by the realization: “oh… …wait-so, then, WHY would you give them-you wouldn’t have, you’re PARANOID about safety & shit… … …T.T…Scintillant…? Who did you give your phone to-?”
-Sonic~thinking: “OH-! Whoever she gave her phone to is the one setting this up-! …I…don’t have to let SCOURGE know I hadn’t figured that out…”
-Scintillant~stronger giggles than ever: “…-that’s just it-!!!”
-Scourge~losing temper: “-That’s WHAT?!! WHO DID THIS, GODDAMMIT??!!!”
-Scintillant: “Sonic- -who did you meet w/ yesterday as the reason you were late to pick me up-???” not actually knowing the answer, but suspecting…
-Scourge~redirecting rage at Sonic: “you knew MORE about this-?!!”
-Scintillant: “You said you “could have SWORN it was just a few seconds, but turned around & it had been an hour”?”
Scourge froze in recognition- -he knew that sounded familiar, but…from WHERE…???
-Sonic: “um…this is freaky…he said that it had to do w/ a “surprise soon” & not to tell you unless you asked after a HUGE laughing fit…!” This ‘person’’s ability to predict that this would all make her laugh so much made her laugh AGAIN. (anyone else tired of that yet…? T.T)
-Scourge~torn between Scintillant & Sonic: “well, Jesus Christ-who IS it??!!!”
-Scintillant: “he gave you a ‘key phrase’ right?<snicker>…what was it-word for word?”
-Scourge: “who fucking cares about THAT-WHO WAS IT?!!”
-Sonic~confused: “… … “…& this is what happens when you wish on a star”…?” saying what the boy told him, but failing to understand any more than when he first heard it.
-Scourge/Sonic: “?!! … … …” they both begin zoning out & thin red glowing rings appear around the outer rims of their irises as their personalities change. They ease up, smiling carelessly & brows arching up in positivity. Scintillant tries to keep her inclining giggle-fit under control. Scourge hugs Sonic- -not platonically, either…
-Sonic~mindlessly: “Scintillant, Master Lelouch wants you to know that if you laughed so hard then you probably figured it out: he used geass on me & Scourge then set this up to put us in our place b/c we’re both too cocky!” happily, & as if he knew who Lelouch was even though he was just the creepy nameless guy that stalled him for an inexplicable hour once. He continues as Scourge dotes on him like a girl: “He also said the other fans are supposed to watch, so you probably wouldn’t do more than that, either, but you’re welcome to join!”
-Scintillant~blindsided: “uhhhhhhh-…..thaaaaaaaaaaaat’s okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy….! Heh…! Have Fun!”
-Scourge/Sonic~very happily: “-We WILL-gosaimas-! ^-^ ^-^” & they begin making out.
-Sciltillant~thinking: “this is actually kinda creepy…wish I had a CAMERA!! <laugh> ‘wish’-!!” ~something occurs to her: “…w/ the ‘key phrase’, I can make or threaten to make this happen ANY TIME I WANT-!!!”still only in her head.
-Sonic: “if you haven’t figured it out just yet, Master Lelouch asked me to tell you that you can use this on either of us anytime you want w/ the key phrase- -“ Scintillant smirks in a bit of annoyance at Lelouch’s ability to time her thought processes, something L/Batman can do, too…: “- -& it’s not limited to me being w/ Scourge…w/ me the geass command was to respond to the first person to warm up to me & Scourge’s was to become affectionate w/ whomever he’s looking at- -both after the key phrase is said, but you can cancel the commands w/ an ‘ending key phrase’.”
-Scintillant~thinking: “!…if Scourge finds out I have that & didn’t use it… … …”~out loud: “What is it?”
-Sonic~big smile: “I’m not supposed to tell you until we’re finished b/c Master Lelouch said you’d use it too soon out of sympathy!”
-Scintillant: “Sooo…you wont stop this- -ever- -until I use the end key phrase-??”grinning at the thought of the sheer cruelty of it all…But Lelouch wouldn’t go THAT far-!
-Sonic: “That’s right!” I stand corrected. He’s one cruel son of a biscuit. (the humor in the term ‘son of a biscuit’ is that’s it’s stupid. So, before complaining that it’s corny- -it’s SUPPOSED to be, morons…& I don’t use swear words to express myself. Only to express others. ^-^) Sonic & Scourge return to their ‘business’.
A few hours later, Sonic & Scourge ‘wake’ w/ their limited memories to see Scintillant waiting next to a portal/exit. Not knowing a thing, they leave.
-Sonic~to Scintillant: “So…what happened??”
-Scintillant: “^-^ I figured out Scourge’s ‘shitpants’ comment- -if you crapped enough & it dried, it would BE the pants-!!”
Sonic & Scourge pause, stunned, then-for different reasons-decide not to pursue that topic.
-Scourge: “aw-GOD- -why are my shoes- - - -?!” his own sense of dread cuts his sentence off. THIS part he remembered…!
-Sonic: “…Hey, mine are unbuckled, too. Huh…” he buckles them. Scourge watches w/ the same look of horror on his face as when he woke next to Silver. Sonic stands back up~smirking at Scourge: “What’s wrong? Can’t buckle your shoes w/out someone holding your HAND??” giving a laugh.
-Scourge~ears back, eyes narrowed: “I… … …don’t believe this… …” he ambles away, muttering some pretty gory intentions towards an unnamed individual who’s ‘freakishly tall & skinny’. Scintillant giggles.
-Sonic: “… You know something, don’t you, cupcake-?”
END!
I hope you enjoyed my yaoi story. It’s pretty much the only kind you’ll get under the circumstances: Scourge & Sonic being too straight. Sorry. It was fun, though!
<walks away singing “hello, goodbye” by the Beetles…>
-Scourge~to Scintillant: “YOU did this-DIDN’T YOU- - -!!!!-?”grinding his teeth like never before. She was almost too overcome w/ laughter to respond coherently;
-Scintillant: “- - -no- - -I SWEAR- - -to actual- -GOD- - - -I didn’t- - -<burst of laughter>-the other fans did this- -by –them –SE-LVES - -!!!!!<another burst of laughter>” practically rolling on the floor now. His thoughts staggered in his head & came out his mouth in incomplete sentences;
-Scourge: “no- - this is- - YOU had to have-they wouldn’t DARE have-THIS IS SCOURGE FANDOM BLASPHEMY!!!!!” almost spazzing. This just made Scintillant laugh harder. He was torn between scolding her & ripping the heads off the fans responsible or it all.
-Sonic: “… … …Do I have a say at all- - -??”
-Scourge~whipping to him briefly: “-NOO-shut up!!!”
-Sonic: “…but I just meant- -“
-Scourge~cutting him off: “-I SAID ‘NO’, SHITPANTS-!!!” & returns to fussing w/ the situation.
-Sonic~thinking: “… …nevermind I’m not WEARING pants- -& pretty much never do…!” w/ a bit of humor.
-Scintillant: “-HE DOESN’T WEAR PANTS- -!!!!!” & she has another reason to keep laughing. & she IS on the floor, now. Sonic worries for her health a bit, but decides to be glad she’s happy- -& distracted
-Sonic~grabbing Scourge by the arm: “-dude, if you’d just LISTEN- -“ but Scourge’s outburst cuts him off ;
-Scourge~ripping arm away, acting a bit freaked: “- -gAH-!!! –don’t TOUCH me, right now!!”
-Scintillant~muttering breathlessly: “-too easyyyyyy-!!” ~louder: “-so he can TOUCH you LATER-??-!<laugh> hear that, guys-?!”~indicating the fans who set this all up: “-tune in LATER for your yaoi- -!!!!” rolling in a merry fit.
-Sonic~a bit frustrated w/ her: “…you’re not helping, right now…!”
-Scintillant~breathlessly: “…try me LATER…-!!” thinking that to be a funny pun on Scourge’s previous comment. The situation is calmed some by this, as both Sonic & Scourge are ‘humbled’ by her weak joke, draining some of their energy in the way of any buzz-killer. In her hyped up state, even the smallest things would seem hilarious.
Sonic takes advantage of the moment;
-Sonic: “anyway…what I MEANT was I AGREE w/ you on this!”
-Scourge: “!-oh… …I still don’t want you to touch me.”
-Sonic: “-again- -we agree. Now-what do we do about this?”
-Scourge: “…T.T…just when I’m about to give you credit for having some brains, you prove to be a moron all over again-! We BAIL, dumbass!-!”
-Sonic: “T.T yeah, well, I didn’t know you had a way around all that LOCKS us here, DID I-??” knowing Scourge had no such thing, but throwing the attitude out there as a way of hinting their ACTUAL situation to Scourge.
-Scourge: “…what?”
-Sonic: “<sigh> …just when I was about to give you credit for having some BRAINS- - -!”
-Scourge~cutting him off w/ attitude: “-cut it the fuck out & SAY it… …where’s my warp ring-?-!”
-Sonic: “…NOW he’s catching on…! We’re STUCK here-! Just like you’re little ‘rape trap’, we’ve had the doors locked on us-though in this case we were shoved into a zone w/ no doors, just no exits at ALL…” Scourge takes a minute to look around & realizes he’s right- - -the yaoi obsessed fans set them up! …& wont let them go until they GET yaoi-! Sonic continues as Scourge tries to think of/find something to get them out: “They took your warp ring-probably using a pretty girl hitting on you-& smashed all the star posts that WERE here. THEY hold the way out…”
((I write as if it were an actual book(or try to)b/c the things/people I write about are too awesome to deserve less! They’re worth the effort. If you(reader) don’t put this much effort in, it doesn’t mean you’re not a real fan-just that you didn’t think it out much, & that’s ok- - it’s not your fault Scourge/ Shadow/ Sonic/ Silver/ Knuckles/ Zonic/ Cream/ Blaze/ Julie-su/ Mina/ Espio are sexily distracting. Plus-Orlando Bloom & Milia Jokovich are still hottening up the world- -WHO COULD CONCENTRATE?!!(well, I’m a freak, so I don’t count…)))
LET THE YAOI EPIC CONTINUE-!!!
-Scourge~refusing to accept: “oh- no- GOD- fucking- way- -!! … … …YOU DICK-OBSESSED FREAKS!!!! AT LEAST WHEN SCINTILLANT BRINGS IT UP SHE’S JOKING, &- -…wait-Scintillant-!!”~turning back to her: “…honey-??”grinning. She was still on the floor, but just vaguely chuckling now.
-Sonic~skeptical: “SHE’S stuck here, TOO, genius-!”
-Scourge~giving Sonic a look before: “…sweetness-? Be a dear & call Shadow, hm-??” loving up to her as if it were mild seduction.
-Sonic~surprised~thinking: “…why didn’t I think of that…?” sweatdropping at himself.
-Scintillant~chuckling becoming snickering: “…-I cant-!…-I gave them my phone-…!”
-Scourge: “-You WERE in on this-!!! I KNEW IT!!”
-Scintillant~shaking head~stumbling through giggles: “-n-no-!…-I had no id-e-a-!-!<snicker>”
-Sonic: “They didn’t even trust another Scourge fangirl-??”
-Scourge: “Exactly the POINT- -she was IN on it-it’s a homosexual CONSPIRACY- -!!!”
-Sonic~sweatdrop: “… …b/c THAT doesn’t sound nuts.” when he realized his unintentional joke, he chuckles to himself: “heh…’nuts’…!”
-Scourge: “DON’T ENCOURAGE HER-!!”
-Scintillant: “how could I have been ‘in on it’-?? None of these people KNOW me- -even ONLINE!”
-Scourge~calmed by the realization: “oh… …wait-so, then, WHY would you give them-you wouldn’t have, you’re PARANOID about safety & shit… … …T.T…Scintillant…? Who did you give your phone to-?”
-Sonic~thinking: “OH-! Whoever she gave her phone to is the one setting this up-! …I…don’t have to let SCOURGE know I hadn’t figured that out…”
-Scintillant~stronger giggles than ever: “…-that’s just it-!!!”
-Scourge~losing temper: “-That’s WHAT?!! WHO DID THIS, GODDAMMIT??!!!”
-Scintillant: “Sonic- -who did you meet w/ yesterday as the reason you were late to pick me up-???” not actually knowing the answer, but suspecting…
-Scourge~redirecting rage at Sonic: “you knew MORE about this-?!!”
-Scintillant: “You said you “could have SWORN it was just a few seconds, but turned around & it had been an hour”?”
Scourge froze in recognition- -he knew that sounded familiar, but…from WHERE…???
-Sonic: “um…this is freaky…he said that it had to do w/ a “surprise soon” & not to tell you unless you asked after a HUGE laughing fit…!” This ‘person’’s ability to predict that this would all make her laugh so much made her laugh AGAIN. (anyone else tired of that yet…? T.T)
-Scourge~torn between Scintillant & Sonic: “well, Jesus Christ-who IS it??!!!”
-Scintillant: “he gave you a ‘key phrase’ right?<snicker>…what was it-word for word?”
-Scourge: “who fucking cares about THAT-WHO WAS IT?!!”
-Sonic~confused: “… … “…& this is what happens when you wish on a star”…?” saying what the boy told him, but failing to understand any more than when he first heard it.
-Scourge/Sonic: “?!! … … …” they both begin zoning out & thin red glowing rings appear around the outer rims of their irises as their personalities change. They ease up, smiling carelessly & brows arching up in positivity. Scintillant tries to keep her inclining giggle-fit under control. Scourge hugs Sonic- -not platonically, either…
-Sonic~mindlessly: “Scintillant, Master Lelouch wants you to know that if you laughed so hard then you probably figured it out: he used geass on me & Scourge then set this up to put us in our place b/c we’re both too cocky!” happily, & as if he knew who Lelouch was even though he was just the creepy nameless guy that stalled him for an inexplicable hour once. He continues as Scourge dotes on him like a girl: “He also said the other fans are supposed to watch, so you probably wouldn’t do more than that, either, but you’re welcome to join!”
-Scintillant~blindsided: “uhhhhhhh-…..thaaaaaaaaaaaat’s okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy….! Heh…! Have Fun!”
-Scourge/Sonic~very happily: “-We WILL-gosaimas-! ^-^ ^-^” & they begin making out.
-Sciltillant~thinking: “this is actually kinda creepy…wish I had a CAMERA!! <laugh> ‘wish’-!!” ~something occurs to her: “…w/ the ‘key phrase’, I can make or threaten to make this happen ANY TIME I WANT-!!!”still only in her head.
-Sonic: “if you haven’t figured it out just yet, Master Lelouch asked me to tell you that you can use this on either of us anytime you want w/ the key phrase- -“ Scintillant smirks in a bit of annoyance at Lelouch’s ability to time her thought processes, something L/Batman can do, too…: “- -& it’s not limited to me being w/ Scourge…w/ me the geass command was to respond to the first person to warm up to me & Scourge’s was to become affectionate w/ whomever he’s looking at- -both after the key phrase is said, but you can cancel the commands w/ an ‘ending key phrase’.”
-Scintillant~thinking: “!…if Scourge finds out I have that & didn’t use it… … …”~out loud: “What is it?”
-Sonic~big smile: “I’m not supposed to tell you until we’re finished b/c Master Lelouch said you’d use it too soon out of sympathy!”
-Scintillant: “Sooo…you wont stop this- -ever- -until I use the end key phrase-??”grinning at the thought of the sheer cruelty of it all…But Lelouch wouldn’t go THAT far-!
-Sonic: “That’s right!” I stand corrected. He’s one cruel son of a biscuit. (the humor in the term ‘son of a biscuit’ is that’s it’s stupid. So, before complaining that it’s corny- -it’s SUPPOSED to be, morons…& I don’t use swear words to express myself. Only to express others. ^-^) Sonic & Scourge return to their ‘business’.
A few hours later, Sonic & Scourge ‘wake’ w/ their limited memories to see Scintillant waiting next to a portal/exit. Not knowing a thing, they leave.
-Sonic~to Scintillant: “So…what happened??”
-Scintillant: “^-^ I figured out Scourge’s ‘shitpants’ comment- -if you crapped enough & it dried, it would BE the pants-!!”
Sonic & Scourge pause, stunned, then-for different reasons-decide not to pursue that topic.
-Scourge: “aw-GOD- -why are my shoes- - - -?!” his own sense of dread cuts his sentence off. THIS part he remembered…!
-Sonic: “…Hey, mine are unbuckled, too. Huh…” he buckles them. Scourge watches w/ the same look of horror on his face as when he woke next to Silver. Sonic stands back up~smirking at Scourge: “What’s wrong? Can’t buckle your shoes w/out someone holding your HAND??” giving a laugh.
-Scourge~ears back, eyes narrowed: “I… … …don’t believe this… …” he ambles away, muttering some pretty gory intentions towards an unnamed individual who’s ‘freakishly tall & skinny’. Scintillant giggles.
-Sonic: “… You know something, don’t you, cupcake-?”
END!
I hope you enjoyed my yaoi story. It’s pretty much the only kind you’ll get under the circumstances: Scourge & Sonic being too straight. Sorry. It was fun, though!
<walks away singing “hello, goodbye” by the Beetles…>
Scourge is a ass hedgehog but also is not a a** he is a guy who always hits on every girl he sees i do not like obsess over him i just like him as a character who has a attitude and is a pain and my sister showed me archie comics and learned more about him and this is not a complaint to ScourgeXAlex17 because i live with her andshe is the one who showed me scourge and told me she was madly in love with him so i kinda like scourge and i only like sonic the most becuase his hero attitude and now im so bored and i don't know what to wright
i will never get why scourge does these things to us, but vote to see if we should put a stop to it.
if we get shadow to help us then we can win any battle scourge throws at us! hwos wit me!!!!
i hope you are, but you need to be with me or else. {secretley scourge is very lonley} so help me, and you'll see a brighter future!(for fanpop that is) so friend me, email me and make scouge pay for his wrong doings!!!so please help us or there will be no fanpop!!! so we can you no, make it fanpoppy. please, please do it...or else we won't have a fanpop.
THE END
girlygaga tm (no copeing)
if we get shadow to help us then we can win any battle scourge throws at us! hwos wit me!!!!
i hope you are, but you need to be with me or else. {secretley scourge is very lonley} so help me, and you'll see a brighter future!(for fanpop that is) so friend me, email me and make scouge pay for his wrong doings!!!so please help us or there will be no fanpop!!! so we can you no, make it fanpoppy. please, please do it...or else we won't have a fanpop.
THE END
girlygaga tm (no copeing)