| I once got him to drink my pee by telling him it... |
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I once got him to drink my pee by telling him it was a fancy beer.
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| How do you get a stoner to suck your dick!? You... |
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How do you get a stoner to suck your dick!? You put a bong on it!!
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| You look like a slutty wad of money. |
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You look like a slutty wad of money.
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| It Was The Best Day Of My Life. Until It Was Not... |
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It Was The Best Day Of My Life. Until It Was Not That...At All.
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| Ah, Saturday Afternoon TV. Where The Sneaky... |
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Ah, Saturday Afternoon TV. Where The Sneaky Networks Hide All The Good Shows.
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| I&# 39; m drowning! I&# 39; m drowning in your logic!! |
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I'm drowning! I'm drowning in your logic!!
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| Where’ s My Morning B. J.? I Have To Get My Own... |
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Where’s My Morning B.J.? I Have To Get My Own Breakfast Juice? Some Christmas.
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| What Am I Gonna Wear? Maybe This Blue Suit With A... |
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What Am I Gonna Wear? Maybe This Blue Suit With A White Shirt And A Black Tie.
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| Sorry I already started!! |
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Sorry I already started!!
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| Roger we love you, your a smith. If you can&# 39; t... |
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Roger we love you, your a smith. If you can't accept that go fuck yourself
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| Cheese and crackers! Fuck that hurt! |
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Cheese and crackers! Fuck that hurt!
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| STOP CHANGING CHANNELS YESTERDAY!!! |
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STOP CHANGING CHANNELS YESTERDAY!!!
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| Roger&# 39; s one of the most interesting people I know.... |
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Roger's one of the most interesting people I know. He's also a pathetic druggy
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(extremely long gasp)
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