Well, I&# 39; m from Canada, so not my problem. |
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Well, I'm from Canada, so not my problem.
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Sir! They&# 39; re coming!! THEY&# 39; RE COMING WITH GUNS!! |
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Sir! They're coming!! THEY'RE COMING WITH GUNS!!
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Vaults closed? Well here&# 39; s my phone number, ID,... |
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Vaults closed? Well here's my phone number, ID, and my home address!
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Where do I go poopsy!?
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Sir, I pooped, I wanna flushy!! |
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Sir, I pooped, I wanna flushy!!
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See, always lock the door behind you. Only telling... |
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See, always lock the door behind you. Only telling whats best baby.
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Did you walk, drink water, or breath today? Wow.... |
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Did you walk, drink water, or breath today? Wow. Your a risk taker.
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DEATH!! That makes me want to buy a car! |
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DEATH!! That makes me want to buy a car!
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After 4 kids drank beach. And one burnt her face.... |
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After 4 kids drank beach. And one burnt her face. The show was cancelled.
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I just wasted 5 seconds of your life. Sue me! |
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I just wasted 5 seconds of your life. Sue me!
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Your kinda dumb!
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Here&# 39; s amazing facts to blow your mind. |
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Here's amazing facts to blow your mind.
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In Canada if a robber came to our house. We&# 39; re... |
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In Canada if a robber came to our house. We're most likely offer him a beer.
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OhhhooMyGod!!
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When someone farts and you stick around just for... |
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When someone farts and you stick around just for those extra seconds.
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Always greeting people with the same generic... |
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Always greeting people with the same generic sentence.
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When your taking a poop and go on twitter to tell... |
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When your taking a poop and go on twitter to tell people your taking a poop.
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You KNOW you love the way the gas smells |
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You KNOW you love the way the gas smells
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You farmville fuckers!!
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