Here are some random quotes and I felt like posting them some are by people i've never met others are by me and my friends add more in the comments if you want to :p

If you dont find it in the index, look very carfully through the entire catalogue.
- anonymous

Do not remove a fly from a friend's forhead with a hatchet.
- Chinese Proverb

Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.
- anonymous

Specify that your drive-thru order is to go, it confuses people.
- anonymous

The only reason Santa is so jolly is because
he knows where all the bad girls live.
- anonymous

The best thing about Alzheimer’s is:
You can hide your own Easter eggs
- anonymous


I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.
- anomymous

I got stopped by a cop the other day.
He said, "Why'd you run that stop sign?"
I said, "Because I don't believe everything I read."
- anomymous

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals;
I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
- anomymous

I can resist everything except temptation.
- Oscar Wilde

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
- Peter De Vries

On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.
- Dan Spencer

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
- Sam Levenson



I might add more i might not...