You guys have probably played this a 'xillion times, but the results are so hilarious and i've never made one before... So have fun :)

Birth month

January - I killed
Febuary - I drank Kool-Aid with
March - I jumped off a building with
April - I got mooned by
May - I kissed
June - I ate spaghetti with
July - I went to the moon with
August - I made out with
September - I am
October - I freaked out
November - I bit
December - I got married to

Day...

1 - Superman
2 - L
3 - Bugs Bunny
4 - Hulk Hogan
5 - Peregrin (Pippin) Took
6 - A platypus
7 - My toaster
8 - Johnny Depp
9 - Spongebob Squarepants
10 - Homer Simpson
11 - A hippie
12 - Hermione Granger
13 - Elmo
14 - Bon Jovi
15 - Godzilla
16 - Lynyrd Skynyrd
17 - The Joker
18 - Jackie Chan
19 - Gandalf the Grey
20 - Keith Harkin
21 - Buzz Lightyear
22 - An idiot
23 - Indiana Jones
24 - George Lopez
25 - Justin Bieber
26 - Pac-Man
27 - Rainbow Dash
28 - Spock
29 - A leprechaun
30 - Batman
31 - Beethoven

fave color

White - Because I'm just like that
Black - Because I wanted to
Red - Because I have issues
Orange - Because I'm a weirdo
Yellow - Because the voices told me to
Green - Because I'm Irish (even if you're not)
Blue - Because it seemed best
Purple - Because I rock
Other - Because if I didn't my mom would've killed me

Here's mine : I kissed a hippie because I rock O_o okay enjoy! :D