Just played online MASH, and these are the (mostly excellent) results:

"Once upon a time, you met Rod Serling and got married. (Yeah!)
"You moved to Spain and lived in an apartment. (Sweet.)
"You eventually had 82 kids with Rod Serling. (OH GODDDDDDDD)
"You drove around in a hazel horse-drawn chariot. (And what else would you drive in?)
"You worked as a director till the age of 65, then you retire." (Nice.)

All in all, not too shabby.

Here's the website, you play and then post your results:

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