Yank the covers off me in the morning.I WILL HIT YOU!

Ask me if i hate Justin Bieber!!

People must never light me on fire, then cut out my organs, including my eyes, then proceed to sell them in the black market for less than 1 rupee. :D

Because thats just insulting, my organs are worth way more than 1 rupee!

People must not keep Rishid Ishtar's existence in the dark while his younger brother gathers more fame. Seriously, Rishid is FREAKING AWESOME, man!

People must not bash Hetalia or fangirls

People must not get me wet. Seriousely, I will punch you in the face!

People must not EVER wake me up at 3 A.M. or some other early time and ask me if I was sleeping ._.

Honestly? NO, I was skydiving -.-

People must not jump off bridges and think theyre not going to get injured.

People must not go in their bathrooms, turn the lights off, and sing 'Can You Feel the Sunshine' from Sonic R. Otherwise, 'He-who-must-not-be-named' will make them suffer a horrible fate worse than death or torture.

People must not compare a piece of shit (ex: Hetalia, Birdemic, Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins) to something that's actually good (Gun X Sword, Resident Evil, Voltron).

people must not get so worked up about what somebody has said...

people must not ignore the voices in their head. Srsly, BAD things happen when you ignore the voices!

People must not ask me what I'm doing when you see me in a supermarket.

Oh, I'm not shopping, I'm just hunting elephants ._.

People must not let this forum topic go unnoticed.

People should not call Hetalia shit like it's a fact.

People should not say 'Turn to page three hundred and nintey-four' unless you are Professor Severus Snape.

People should not say "Right... 12 degrees" unless they are the archaeologist from Heavy Metal.

People must not go on the internet and not expect to wind up on MS Paint Adventures.

people must never abuse each other

People must not accuse the Sailor Senshi of being 'Mary Sues'.

people must never and i mean NEVER insult scourge. if they do i will torture them and dump their body in a meat grinder.

People must not confuse apes with monkeys.