1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, you know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did you find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: You don't deserve this.. You don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What you gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell you (add voice) you should probably be protecting your IP with a VPN
Pig 2: You son of a bitch did you just use me for a promo add?!
Pig 1: (to audience) Damn right I did
Pig 1: NOOOO-
2: (Ratatoing)
BionicPIG: Man this movie is almost trying to sexualize that rat it's very weir- (PetaJones comes in) Peta?
PetaJones: I just wanted stop bye, and tell you you ''can't'' have sex with a rat
BionicPIG: Eww! Ew that's not even-
PetaJones: Listen listen, the reason you can't have sex with a rat. Is cause not even a rat wouldn't be touching your meat stick of penis you have.
BionicPIG: .............. Did you just insult me?
PetaJones: Oh sorry Pig, PetaJones only spits facts.
3: (Little Brave Toaster)
BionicPIG: So they all go to sleep than Toaster has a nice sweet dream about his mast- (the smoke hand grabbing the kid) ......... Well that's a little disturbin- (the clown appears) OH GOD!!
(it shows toaster hanging over a tub as there's a evil laugh)
BionicPIG (shocked stare) (singing in head) What the hell, what the was that? What did I seeeeeeeeee?
4: (Reality Check - Cheaters)
Pig 1: (catches Pig 2 making out with a pillow) Oh god!? Why!? How could you cheat on me!?!
Pig 2: Listen listen.. Your gay
Pig 1: What!? I'm not gay!
Pig 2: You're gay! Yeah
Pig 1: I'm gay?!
Pig 2: Well.. You were gay
Pig 1: So I'm not gay!?
Pig 2: Well, I recently decided to become a woman. I mean I still got a dick, I just feel like being a woman right now.
Pig 1: So your- Your not a man!?
Pig 2: Well yeah, you're gay, I'm a man.
Pig 1: Am I suppose to be sad?
Pig 2: You were gay, but you're not, cause I decided to be a woman. And I'm you so-
Pig 1: So.. We're lesbians!?
Pig 2: Your dicks small.. Your dicks small.
Pig 1: What!?!
Pig 2: I can't deal with it, so now I'm a woman..
5: (Dragon Ball Evelution):
"And there's just something hilarious about Goku needing a lift from a ATV.. Goku.. HE CAN FLY!!"
6: (The Swan)
"Thanks for liking and subscribing, and kiss.. Your neighbour.. Go right up to them and kiss them... That would probably lead to a lot of problems, but... Yeah, don't do that."
7: (Stuart Little)
"Sense Stuart won the boat race, everyone just accepts him.. What if he lost?!"
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, you know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did you find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: You don't deserve this.. You don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What you gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell you (add voice) you should probably be protecting your IP with a VPN
Pig 2: You son of a bitch did you just use me for a promo add?!
Pig 1: (to audience) Damn right I did
Pig 1: NOOOO-
2: (Ratatoing)
BionicPIG: Man this movie is almost trying to sexualize that rat it's very weir- (PetaJones comes in) Peta?
PetaJones: I just wanted stop bye, and tell you you ''can't'' have sex with a rat
BionicPIG: Eww! Ew that's not even-
PetaJones: Listen listen, the reason you can't have sex with a rat. Is cause not even a rat wouldn't be touching your meat stick of penis you have.
BionicPIG: .............. Did you just insult me?
PetaJones: Oh sorry Pig, PetaJones only spits facts.
3: (Little Brave Toaster)
BionicPIG: So they all go to sleep than Toaster has a nice sweet dream about his mast- (the smoke hand grabbing the kid) ......... Well that's a little disturbin- (the clown appears) OH GOD!!
(it shows toaster hanging over a tub as there's a evil laugh)
BionicPIG (shocked stare) (singing in head) What the hell, what the was that? What did I seeeeeeeeee?
4: (Reality Check - Cheaters)
Pig 1: (catches Pig 2 making out with a pillow) Oh god!? Why!? How could you cheat on me!?!
Pig 2: Listen listen.. Your gay
Pig 1: What!? I'm not gay!
Pig 2: You're gay! Yeah
Pig 1: I'm gay?!
Pig 2: Well.. You were gay
Pig 1: So I'm not gay!?
Pig 2: Well, I recently decided to become a woman. I mean I still got a dick, I just feel like being a woman right now.
Pig 1: So your- Your not a man!?
Pig 2: Well yeah, you're gay, I'm a man.
Pig 1: Am I suppose to be sad?
Pig 2: You were gay, but you're not, cause I decided to be a woman. And I'm you so-
Pig 1: So.. We're lesbians!?
Pig 2: Your dicks small.. Your dicks small.
Pig 1: What!?!
Pig 2: I can't deal with it, so now I'm a woman..
5: (Dragon Ball Evelution):
"And there's just something hilarious about Goku needing a lift from a ATV.. Goku.. HE CAN FLY!!"
6: (The Swan)
"Thanks for liking and subscribing, and kiss.. Your neighbour.. Go right up to them and kiss them... That would probably lead to a lot of problems, but... Yeah, don't do that."
7: (Stuart Little)
"Sense Stuart won the boat race, everyone just accepts him.. What if he lost?!"
You guys having a good time?
I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one more week probably xD
The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 minutes to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso lost my temper but things went great :)
I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like Kakashi now lol xD jk I dont.
Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^
Have some of my breathtaking photography shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the icon contest when I have free time soon.
I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one more week probably xD
The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 minutes to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso lost my temper but things went great :)
I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like Kakashi now lol xD jk I dont.
Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^
Have some of my breathtaking photography shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the icon contest when I have free time soon.
I noticed some very sad things if you replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..
1: Jack's bitter line "teach me and your just run away again or something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole year when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill or capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man by this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If you have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
1: Jack's bitter line "teach me and your just run away again or something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole year when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill or capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man by this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If you have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..