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They're scary, they're spooky,
And ugly, morbid, kooky,
More frightening than Hooky,
They'll scare your jinkies out,
They're horror dispensers,
Their spookies just get denser,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll make you wave and pout,
So here is the graveyard, it's the monsters' world apart,
Their spooky home,
That has some bones,
October's work of art,
The decs are almost ready,
So hurry up from Freddy,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll do their part,
They're stiffy, they're bony,
A pair of Skele-tonies,
Count Dracula's not lonely,
'Cause he sucks the people's blood,
A werewolf and mummy,
Will send you screaming "Mommy!",
And Frankenstein's tummy,
Will crave for human crud,
So lock all your windows, and pull down all your shades,
Those fearsome beasts,
To say the least,
They have the teeth of blades,
They're scary, they're spooky,
And ugly, morbid, kooky,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
Come and join the fun,
And please, just do not run,
They're scary, they're spooky,
And ugly, morbid, kooky,
More frightening than Hooky,
They'll scare your jinkies out,
They're horror dispensers,
Their spookies just get denser,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll make you wave and pout,
So here is the graveyard, it's the monsters' world apart,
Their spooky home,
That has some bones,
October's work of art,
The decs are almost ready,
So hurry up from Freddy,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll do their part,
They're stiffy, they're bony,
A pair of Skele-tonies,
Count Dracula's not lonely,
'Cause he sucks the people's blood,
A werewolf and mummy,
Will send you screaming "Mommy!",
And Frankenstein's tummy,
Will crave for human crud,
So lock all your windows, and pull down all your shades,
Those fearsome beasts,
To say the least,
They have the teeth of blades,
They're scary, they're spooky,
And ugly, morbid, kooky,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
Come and join the fun,
And please, just do not run,
#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe you can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
You have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe you can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
You have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.