Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This fan story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.
Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.
Tyrion walked to her and said "How's it going?"
She said "Bad and I won't tell you why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.
She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.
Jon Snow said "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."
She sarcastically said "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."
Jon said "Sister it's good to see you."
She said "I'm not really related to you. Stop pretending like you matter." She walked away.
She was tired of the kingdom. She walked away from the kingdom. She wasn't sure where she was going.
20 minutes later she looked around and realized that she didn't know where she was. There was hardly anybody else around. She saw Lancel Lannister.
Sansa said "Lance a Lot where am I?"
Lancel said "Wherever you're at." Sansa spit on him.
She walked into a mysterious forest. She stared around feeling confused. She said "I don't know what I'm doing. Why am I here?"
She noticed that there was a river full of clean and relaxing water in front of her. She said "I've been so busy that I haven't bathed this week." She looked around to make sure that nobody else was there. She got undressed and took a bath in the river. She said "I finally feel relaxed. I gotta stop stressing out and blaming my stress on others." She was so tired that she started sleeping.
1 hour later she woke up and stopped bathing. She didn't have a towel so she sat around and waited for her to be dry. She heard footsteps and knew that someone was coming. She got dressed and walked away.
After having that relaxed bath she was finally in a good mood. She felt being nice. She found Tyrion Lannister and gave him a flower. Tyrion said "What's this for?"
She said "I had a weird day, I'm happy now, you're a weird guy, and I like giving out flowers." She hugged Tyrion and walked away. Tyrion was both happy and confused.
The end.
Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.
Tyrion walked to her and said "How's it going?"
She said "Bad and I won't tell you why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.
She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.
Jon Snow said "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."
She sarcastically said "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."
Jon said "Sister it's good to see you."
She said "I'm not really related to you. Stop pretending like you matter." She walked away.
She was tired of the kingdom. She walked away from the kingdom. She wasn't sure where she was going.
20 minutes later she looked around and realized that she didn't know where she was. There was hardly anybody else around. She saw Lancel Lannister.
Sansa said "Lance a Lot where am I?"
Lancel said "Wherever you're at." Sansa spit on him.
She walked into a mysterious forest. She stared around feeling confused. She said "I don't know what I'm doing. Why am I here?"
She noticed that there was a river full of clean and relaxing water in front of her. She said "I've been so busy that I haven't bathed this week." She looked around to make sure that nobody else was there. She got undressed and took a bath in the river. She said "I finally feel relaxed. I gotta stop stressing out and blaming my stress on others." She was so tired that she started sleeping.
1 hour later she woke up and stopped bathing. She didn't have a towel so she sat around and waited for her to be dry. She heard footsteps and knew that someone was coming. She got dressed and walked away.
After having that relaxed bath she was finally in a good mood. She felt being nice. She found Tyrion Lannister and gave him a flower. Tyrion said "What's this for?"
She said "I had a weird day, I'm happy now, you're a weird guy, and I like giving out flowers." She hugged Tyrion and walked away. Tyrion was both happy and confused.
The end.
I just released an update stating that I would not include video games in the Turtle Sandwiches... then someone suggested a video game. So I started thinking once again and I came to the conclusion that saying video games were going to be part of it and then not having them be part of it was really annoying. Sorry for changing this and then immediately unchanging part of the change, but I'm fairly confident in this even newerly new setup, and hopeful that it will work permanently. So here is the new schedule that will not change:
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new Turtle Sandwich this week. But I am writing this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought more about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between movies and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch movies far more often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city you might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make more time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought more about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between movies and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch movies far more often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city you might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make more time for this in the future.