(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this article even remotely seriously, then you probably aren't as smart as you think you are. Enjoy! XD)
"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf
The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^
(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)
First off, you need to think of a good title. Y'know, something that people are going to take one glance at and go "HOLY SHIT THIS ARTICLE MUST BE AMAZING".
Something along the lines of....
It's nothing short of genius! :D
Also worth noting is that you want to seem REALLY overconfident in your articles. Always act like you're better than everyone else so your audience knows that you don't mean shit to them, it's a CRUCIAL component of being an article maker.
Seriously, we're talking Geoffrey St. John levels of egotistical here. You won't be disappointed ;)
And of course, what would ANY professional-ass article be without some of the best damn grammar of all time? Make your points clear with grammatically correct sentences that truly show your English mastery.
Finish it off with some porn and VOILA, you've now truly became a master at writing articles. Now pat yourself on the head (HARD) with a bowling ball and reflect back on your life. Tell me how it feels in the comments below, and I hope you enjoyed my tutorial on how to write quality content. ^_^
If you need me, I'll be shit-posting on Fanfiction.net, you know, like a NORMAL human being would.
(Also keep your content short to show just how much effort you put into your work!)
(.......That all hurt so much to say. XD)
"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf
The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^
(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)
First off, you need to think of a good title. Y'know, something that people are going to take one glance at and go "HOLY SHIT THIS ARTICLE MUST BE AMAZING".
Something along the lines of....
It's nothing short of genius! :D
Also worth noting is that you want to seem REALLY overconfident in your articles. Always act like you're better than everyone else so your audience knows that you don't mean shit to them, it's a CRUCIAL component of being an article maker.
Seriously, we're talking Geoffrey St. John levels of egotistical here. You won't be disappointed ;)
And of course, what would ANY professional-ass article be without some of the best damn grammar of all time? Make your points clear with grammatically correct sentences that truly show your English mastery.
Finish it off with some porn and VOILA, you've now truly became a master at writing articles. Now pat yourself on the head (HARD) with a bowling ball and reflect back on your life. Tell me how it feels in the comments below, and I hope you enjoyed my tutorial on how to write quality content. ^_^
If you need me, I'll be shit-posting on Fanfiction.net, you know, like a NORMAL human being would.
(Also keep your content short to show just how much effort you put into your work!)
(.......That all hurt so much to say. XD)
I just released an update stating that I would not include video games in the Turtle Sandwiches... then someone suggested a video game. So I started thinking once again and I came to the conclusion that saying video games were going to be part of it and then not having them be part of it was really annoying. Sorry for changing this and then immediately unchanging part of the change, but I'm fairly confident in this even newerly new setup, and hopeful that it will work permanently. So here is the new schedule that will not change:
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new Turtle Sandwich this week. But I am writing this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought more about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between movies and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch movies far more often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city you might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make more time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought more about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between movies and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch movies far more often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city you might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make more time for this in the future.