(From Shovel Knight)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing more than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!
I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 year old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring you to your ultimate demise!
King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm a mighty king, standing tall and proud!
I'm f**king rich, famous, and beat you by a mile
Who are you, a french pedophile?
I got the muscle, swag, brains and brawn
Your more pathetic than the Sonic character Antoine!
You want to soar through the skies? Be my guest!
Just get out of my face, you annoying pest
Propeller Knight: Don't tell me senior, that's really your best?
You may be a king, but you couldn't pass a first grade math test!
When they put me our game, my level used the most data!
You? I was surprised when you were announced for the beta!
Your rhymes are terrible, and your breath reeks
Your just a rip-off of Darth Vader, and have lousy sex techniques!
Your the easiest boss in the game, and your design is cliche!
Beating you bi**h, it's in my DNA!
King Knight: I'd rock you, sock you, and chew on you like gum
I'm not just like a boss, I am the boss, slamming that bass drum
Making rhymes faster than a freaking machine
Owning you man, it's in all of my genes
I'll take out all your parts, put you in your place I won't take your s**t, destroy your base
In the retro genre, your a disgrace
And your rhymes stink worse than your ugly face!
I've heard better rhymes by Howard the Duck high on drugs
I'll demolish you! And maybe have a sip
Of your blood.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing more than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!
I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 year old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring you to your ultimate demise!
King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm a mighty king, standing tall and proud!
I'm f**king rich, famous, and beat you by a mile
Who are you, a french pedophile?
I got the muscle, swag, brains and brawn
Your more pathetic than the Sonic character Antoine!
You want to soar through the skies? Be my guest!
Just get out of my face, you annoying pest
Propeller Knight: Don't tell me senior, that's really your best?
You may be a king, but you couldn't pass a first grade math test!
When they put me our game, my level used the most data!
You? I was surprised when you were announced for the beta!
Your rhymes are terrible, and your breath reeks
Your just a rip-off of Darth Vader, and have lousy sex techniques!
Your the easiest boss in the game, and your design is cliche!
Beating you bi**h, it's in my DNA!
King Knight: I'd rock you, sock you, and chew on you like gum
I'm not just like a boss, I am the boss, slamming that bass drum
Making rhymes faster than a freaking machine
Owning you man, it's in all of my genes
I'll take out all your parts, put you in your place I won't take your s**t, destroy your base
In the retro genre, your a disgrace
And your rhymes stink worse than your ugly face!
I've heard better rhymes by Howard the Duck high on drugs
I'll demolish you! And maybe have a sip
Of your blood.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
YOU DECIDE!
Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but you pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but you pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
As soon as I drop the title of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a debate whether or not this movie should be made.
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms or flames. But Micheal Bay would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal Bay would make it more understandable for an international audience.
What do you think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms or flames. But Micheal Bay would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal Bay would make it more understandable for an international audience.
What do you think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
Just one more time before I go
I'll let you know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save you now
The king is down
It's do or die!
Nobody can save you now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save you now
IT'S DO OR DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save you now
The king is down
It's do or die!
Nobody can save you now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save you now
IT'S DO OR DIE
Just one more time before I go
I'll let you know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'll let you know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save you now
The king is down
It's do or die!
Nobody can save you now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save you now
IT'S DO OR DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save you now
The king is down
It's do or die!
Nobody can save you now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save you now
IT'S DO OR DIE
Just one more time before I go
I'll let you know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Again Disney has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her sandal falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her sandal falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
Sure Disney may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil queen and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming or evil dragon queen. No none of that.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not bear to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not bear to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.