(Oh)
Oh
(Crank it up, oh)
I like that, ah
(Oh)
Yeah
Th-th-this beat is hypnotic
I wanna ride like a shofa
Sound of sonic’s
Controlling me just like a robot
I go bionic so D-D-DJ put it on
I’m losing logic and cruising deeper in the zone
(It’s so cinematic
Charismatic
G-got me froze up)
G-got me froze up
(This psychopathic
Beat it something
I need a dose of)
I need a dose of
(I’m systematically
Moving every single bone)
Moving every single bone
(There’s no mechanic
That can understand what I’m on)
Let’s crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the walls cave in
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Put that record on spin
‘Cause I am ready to party
Gonna get my girls and get naughty
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the wall cave in
Just crank it up
Ha, ha, oowhoa, ha, ha, oowhoa
(Crank it up)
Ha, ha, oowhoa, ha, ha, oowhoa
Th-th-this beat is melodic
Harmonic, got me striking poses
I get up on it electronically feeling so fresh
It’s so erotic my body’s like a cyclone
I’m like a puppet, can’t stop it
Drop it like a stone
(It’s so cinematic
Charismatic
G-got me froze up)
G-got me froze up
(This psychopathic
Beat it something
I need a dose of)
I need a dose of
(I’m systematically
Moving every single bone)
Moving every single bone
(There’s no mechanic
That can understand what I’m on)
Let’s crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the walls cave in
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Put that record on spin
‘Cause I am ready to party
Gonna get my girls and get naughty
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the wall cave in
Just crank it up
D.J, D.J, turn up it
Crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the walls cave in
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Put that record on spin
‘Cause I am ready to party (Yeah)
Gonna get my girls and get naughty
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the wall cave in
Just crank it up
I systematically move every bone
So crank it up I wanna get in the zone
I systematically move every bone
So crank it up I wanna get in the zone
Oh
(Crank it up, oh)
I like that, ah
(Oh)
Yeah
Th-th-this beat is hypnotic
I wanna ride like a shofa
Sound of sonic’s
Controlling me just like a robot
I go bionic so D-D-DJ put it on
I’m losing logic and cruising deeper in the zone
(It’s so cinematic
Charismatic
G-got me froze up)
G-got me froze up
(This psychopathic
Beat it something
I need a dose of)
I need a dose of
(I’m systematically
Moving every single bone)
Moving every single bone
(There’s no mechanic
That can understand what I’m on)
Let’s crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the walls cave in
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Put that record on spin
‘Cause I am ready to party
Gonna get my girls and get naughty
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the wall cave in
Just crank it up
Ha, ha, oowhoa, ha, ha, oowhoa
(Crank it up)
Ha, ha, oowhoa, ha, ha, oowhoa
Th-th-this beat is melodic
Harmonic, got me striking poses
I get up on it electronically feeling so fresh
It’s so erotic my body’s like a cyclone
I’m like a puppet, can’t stop it
Drop it like a stone
(It’s so cinematic
Charismatic
G-got me froze up)
G-got me froze up
(This psychopathic
Beat it something
I need a dose of)
I need a dose of
(I’m systematically
Moving every single bone)
Moving every single bone
(There’s no mechanic
That can understand what I’m on)
Let’s crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the walls cave in
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Put that record on spin
‘Cause I am ready to party
Gonna get my girls and get naughty
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the wall cave in
Just crank it up
D.J, D.J, turn up it
Crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the walls cave in
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Put that record on spin
‘Cause I am ready to party (Yeah)
Gonna get my girls and get naughty
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the wall cave in
Just crank it up
I systematically move every bone
So crank it up I wanna get in the zone
I systematically move every bone
So crank it up I wanna get in the zone
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
coca: i want coca!!!
me: you want yourself O.o
barney: lets sing a lame ass song!!!!
c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Barney: *jumps off bridge*
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*micowave dings*
me: le gasp!!!! my burrito is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*
me: HEY THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!
coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*
me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........
coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*elmo lands on barney with a splat*
elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!
coca: i though you were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!
elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*
barney: i hate my dino life......
me: we all do purple shit, we all do..
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FIN
1.Stand by one of the doors or elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on top of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks by say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a sandwich sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair next to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on top of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks by say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a sandwich sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair next to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."