1. Answer by saying: "hi Buddy the elf what's your favorite color.." trail off then count three seconds and hang up
2. Answer the phone by saying "taco" then hang up
3. When they ask if you want anything their selling say back "well actually I have some nice air fresheners in my bag, would you like the buy some" when they answer say "no! Just no!" then hang up
4. Say "your unavailable to reach me at the moment, please leave a message after the beep, also... stop calling my asshole!" then hang up
5. Pick up and say "I'm busy" then hang up
6. Pick up the phone turn on an app with gay/mean/Girly/dorky (or whatever else you have) voices you have and have a convo with them with the people and their lines on your iPhone/iPad, see how long it takes for them to hang up on you.
7. Pick up the phone and say "Drink your own piss" then hang up
8. Tell them "your having issues and to call back" if they call back say "stalker, what are you calling me about, take my number off your list... PERMANENTLY!" then hang up
9. Get a tape recorder or thunder and lightning as soon as you pick up the phone turn it to full volume, then after ten seconds hang up (if they didn't already)
10. Pick up the phone and say "Pablo! I told you to stop calling me you freak! Delete my number!" than hang up. Check to see if they ever call you again
11. If the phone with the persons name says "DO NOT ANSWER" then answer and say "its opposite day" then hang up
2. Answer the phone by saying "taco" then hang up
3. When they ask if you want anything their selling say back "well actually I have some nice air fresheners in my bag, would you like the buy some" when they answer say "no! Just no!" then hang up
4. Say "your unavailable to reach me at the moment, please leave a message after the beep, also... stop calling my asshole!" then hang up
5. Pick up and say "I'm busy" then hang up
6. Pick up the phone turn on an app with gay/mean/Girly/dorky (or whatever else you have) voices you have and have a convo with them with the people and their lines on your iPhone/iPad, see how long it takes for them to hang up on you.
7. Pick up the phone and say "Drink your own piss" then hang up
8. Tell them "your having issues and to call back" if they call back say "stalker, what are you calling me about, take my number off your list... PERMANENTLY!" then hang up
9. Get a tape recorder or thunder and lightning as soon as you pick up the phone turn it to full volume, then after ten seconds hang up (if they didn't already)
10. Pick up the phone and say "Pablo! I told you to stop calling me you freak! Delete my number!" than hang up. Check to see if they ever call you again
11. If the phone with the persons name says "DO NOT ANSWER" then answer and say "its opposite day" then hang up