This is a long dream I had. I know I say, "Then" a lot, but can you cut me some slack? Fanpop isn't school.
My dream started out with being at my friend Gavin's house. It looked bigger than before. There was some party. I went to another room and someone was charging the laptop I just got and the same laptop I'm typing this dream on. I got it but unfortunately the person charging it said, "The internet isn't working right now." And I thought, "FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU." I went through a door and then my sister was there. She was wearing a bikini for no reason. She said hi and walked past me. After, I found a classroom. It seemed like a 5th or 6th grade classroom since 6th grade is the grade I'll be in this year. I went in and my glasses were dirty. (yes, I wear glasses.) I went to wash them, and the teacher must have been stupid, because he told me I'm supposed to wear my glasses. "I KNOW," I said in an annoyed tone. "I AM JUST WASHING THEM." So I washed them. Then I saw some guy in front of a green screen. Suddenly, it literally turned into a big concert at night with the guy singing. Some fangirl fainted and fell into a river. The guy singing turned into Spiderman and went to save her. I guess I followed along and I was in a bathing suit. The river ended near a floor and I started walking up and down some yellow stairs, like in a parking garage. Some random lady walked past me, and then I found this yellow pole. I held it, and I put each end on a railing and rolled to the bottom of the stairs, where I found some disgusting buildings with drawings of naked people on them. Me and some other person said, "EWWWWW". Next some lady said, "Ooh, that is a nice pole. Can I have it?" And then my pole turned into some foam thing. The setting changed and I was at Six Flags while walking with my dad. I said, "I wanna go on 'The Mind Eraser'. You don't have to go on, but I still want to." We then started walking to the line. I didn't see the roller coaster anywhere, just some field. I saw this weird lady who was like, "light bulb nipple light bulb nipple light bulb nipple :D :D" and that reminded me of someone on Youtube I subscribed to named Drew Malino. Then I was with my mom and we were in a line for eating food at some picnic, which reminds me of the time I went to a Six Flags picnic. After that, my dream was buffering, like a computer. I was then playing some game I didn't remember starting. It was like Laser Quest. I went there not so long ago. It looked like my elementary school playground. Someone said, "Running, the way to rape the railings." There were railings on the playground. I thought what they said was very much odd. I then jumped onto a small platform with another person on it. The person was a girl about my age. She had a fuzzy red coat. I don't think I knew her, but she was happy to see me. She talked about a bunch of part time jobs I could have. Then, there was an episode of MLP:FiM. Applejack was talking about how she had a bunch of tickets to Six Flags and all her PFFs (Pony Friends Forever) could go with her. Then some purple mushroom squid went on top of my pony oc and Fluttershy's heads and probably did something to us, but wen the creatures left we were okay. Twilight told us we should be more careful and we continued going to the amusement park. Then, it also became an episode of SpongeBob. Tom Kenny who was sounding like SpongeBob told people he'd take care of SpongeBob's castle while he was away in Equestria going to Six Flags with everypony else. I also went into SpongeBob's castle. Just then, the interior was the same, but the exterior was just a normal house owned by a guy who I assumed wanted to trap us inside. There was probably super glue on the couch. I found a door with a guy in a ridiculous superhero costume. Then there was a door behind him which led to outside. I ran as fast as I could down a ramp and into a parking lot. I then went on top of a hill, and the owner of the house started chasing me. On top of the hill, I started running towards PewDiePie, and I knew when I got to him I would be safe. I got to Pewdie and he said, "The moral of the story is don't trust people with barrels in front of their houses," Which reminded me of my dad's annoying friend with a barrel in front of his house. His annoying friend also gave me my laptop though.
Since he oddly said the moral of the story, the dream ended and I immediately stared typing this. Yes, I know that probably took a while to read. But reading is good! :D
My dream started out with being at my friend Gavin's house. It looked bigger than before. There was some party. I went to another room and someone was charging the laptop I just got and the same laptop I'm typing this dream on. I got it but unfortunately the person charging it said, "The internet isn't working right now." And I thought, "FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU." I went through a door and then my sister was there. She was wearing a bikini for no reason. She said hi and walked past me. After, I found a classroom. It seemed like a 5th or 6th grade classroom since 6th grade is the grade I'll be in this year. I went in and my glasses were dirty. (yes, I wear glasses.) I went to wash them, and the teacher must have been stupid, because he told me I'm supposed to wear my glasses. "I KNOW," I said in an annoyed tone. "I AM JUST WASHING THEM." So I washed them. Then I saw some guy in front of a green screen. Suddenly, it literally turned into a big concert at night with the guy singing. Some fangirl fainted and fell into a river. The guy singing turned into Spiderman and went to save her. I guess I followed along and I was in a bathing suit. The river ended near a floor and I started walking up and down some yellow stairs, like in a parking garage. Some random lady walked past me, and then I found this yellow pole. I held it, and I put each end on a railing and rolled to the bottom of the stairs, where I found some disgusting buildings with drawings of naked people on them. Me and some other person said, "EWWWWW". Next some lady said, "Ooh, that is a nice pole. Can I have it?" And then my pole turned into some foam thing. The setting changed and I was at Six Flags while walking with my dad. I said, "I wanna go on 'The Mind Eraser'. You don't have to go on, but I still want to." We then started walking to the line. I didn't see the roller coaster anywhere, just some field. I saw this weird lady who was like, "light bulb nipple light bulb nipple light bulb nipple :D :D" and that reminded me of someone on Youtube I subscribed to named Drew Malino. Then I was with my mom and we were in a line for eating food at some picnic, which reminds me of the time I went to a Six Flags picnic. After that, my dream was buffering, like a computer. I was then playing some game I didn't remember starting. It was like Laser Quest. I went there not so long ago. It looked like my elementary school playground. Someone said, "Running, the way to rape the railings." There were railings on the playground. I thought what they said was very much odd. I then jumped onto a small platform with another person on it. The person was a girl about my age. She had a fuzzy red coat. I don't think I knew her, but she was happy to see me. She talked about a bunch of part time jobs I could have. Then, there was an episode of MLP:FiM. Applejack was talking about how she had a bunch of tickets to Six Flags and all her PFFs (Pony Friends Forever) could go with her. Then some purple mushroom squid went on top of my pony oc and Fluttershy's heads and probably did something to us, but wen the creatures left we were okay. Twilight told us we should be more careful and we continued going to the amusement park. Then, it also became an episode of SpongeBob. Tom Kenny who was sounding like SpongeBob told people he'd take care of SpongeBob's castle while he was away in Equestria going to Six Flags with everypony else. I also went into SpongeBob's castle. Just then, the interior was the same, but the exterior was just a normal house owned by a guy who I assumed wanted to trap us inside. There was probably super glue on the couch. I found a door with a guy in a ridiculous superhero costume. Then there was a door behind him which led to outside. I ran as fast as I could down a ramp and into a parking lot. I then went on top of a hill, and the owner of the house started chasing me. On top of the hill, I started running towards PewDiePie, and I knew when I got to him I would be safe. I got to Pewdie and he said, "The moral of the story is don't trust people with barrels in front of their houses," Which reminded me of my dad's annoying friend with a barrel in front of his house. His annoying friend also gave me my laptop though.
Since he oddly said the moral of the story, the dream ended and I immediately stared typing this. Yes, I know that probably took a while to read. But reading is good! :D
Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.
Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.
Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions. Usage: "We gonna modem dandelions"
ROM - Liquor often mixed with Coke
Byte - Beginning of an insult, often followed by the word "me" or "this"
Cursor - The person doing the cursing. What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
Tab - What you owe the bartender
Shift - How you get to a different gear.
RAM - Great truck
Edit - Past tense of "eat" "Wher'd that leftover possum belly go?" " You edit afore you passed out las nite.
Internet - Where her fish were when she caught em ( In er net).
Fonts - That really cool guy from the show, Happy Days.
Laptop - Where the stripper sits.
Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.
Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.
Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions. Usage: "We gonna modem dandelions"
ROM - Liquor often mixed with Coke
Byte - Beginning of an insult, often followed by the word "me" or "this"
Cursor - The person doing the cursing. What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
Tab - What you owe the bartender
Shift - How you get to a different gear.
RAM - Great truck
Edit - Past tense of "eat" "Wher'd that leftover possum belly go?" " You edit afore you passed out las nite.
Internet - Where her fish were when she caught em ( In er net).
Fonts - That really cool guy from the show, Happy Days.
Laptop - Where the stripper sits.