1.Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.
2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an Ipod or something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".
4.Sneeze on the food sample's they have in woolworths.
5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.
6.Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether You can get a CD that you know they dont have and ask really annoying questions about why they dont have the CD you want
7.Teach pet store parrots to say rude words to whoever comes in the store.
8.Stomp on ketchup packets at Mcdonalds and say "THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN A BOTTLE NOT A PLASTIC SHIT TUBE"
9.Ask mall cops for stories of World War 1 and if they say they dont know say "OMG YOUR DIDN"T DEFEND YOUR COUNTRY".
10.Ask a salesman at a game store why they have white Nintendo Wii and Black Nintendo Wii then complain that its racist
When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, “You mean you really can’t see it?”
11.Put an Orange work vest on and a whistle around your neck and go around telling people there doing stuff against the law and see if they fall for it.
12.Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning.
Test mattresses in your pajamas.
13.Ask random people why there having such a bad hair day.
14.Sprint up the down escalator going down,
Stare at the people on the one going up and say "HEY YOUR GOING THE WRONG WAY'
15.Ask the the people that work at Telstra if they have any TVs that play the telstra hacking in system.
16.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
17.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minutes in every store that has them.
18.Try on bras over top of your clothes and if your a boy put boxer's over your pants.
19.Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
20.While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible, “I smell sex and candy.”
21.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in housewares,” and see what happens.
22.have a hissy fit in the middle of the mall.
23.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
24.Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
25.Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
26.Put M&Ms all through the aisles.
27.Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
28.Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring dinner.
29.sample all the spray air fresheners.
30.“test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
31.When a worker asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
32.Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
33.Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battle field with action figures.
32.Ask male customers if they have any pads you can borrow.
33.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
34Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms.
35.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission Impossible.”
36.Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of a store.
37.In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.
38.Hide in the clothing racks and when the people browse through, say things like “Pick me, pick me!” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
39.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, cover your ears and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”.
40.Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
41.Drag a lounge chair from a waiting room and when the people ask what your doing say "It didn't have a price so it must be free".
42.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
43.in a big store when someone is leaving stick a bar code to there back so it buzzez when they leave.
2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an Ipod or something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".
4.Sneeze on the food sample's they have in woolworths.
5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.
6.Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether You can get a CD that you know they dont have and ask really annoying questions about why they dont have the CD you want
7.Teach pet store parrots to say rude words to whoever comes in the store.
8.Stomp on ketchup packets at Mcdonalds and say "THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN A BOTTLE NOT A PLASTIC SHIT TUBE"
9.Ask mall cops for stories of World War 1 and if they say they dont know say "OMG YOUR DIDN"T DEFEND YOUR COUNTRY".
10.Ask a salesman at a game store why they have white Nintendo Wii and Black Nintendo Wii then complain that its racist
When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, “You mean you really can’t see it?”
11.Put an Orange work vest on and a whistle around your neck and go around telling people there doing stuff against the law and see if they fall for it.
12.Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning.
Test mattresses in your pajamas.
13.Ask random people why there having such a bad hair day.
14.Sprint up the down escalator going down,
Stare at the people on the one going up and say "HEY YOUR GOING THE WRONG WAY'
15.Ask the the people that work at Telstra if they have any TVs that play the telstra hacking in system.
16.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
17.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minutes in every store that has them.
18.Try on bras over top of your clothes and if your a boy put boxer's over your pants.
19.Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
20.While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible, “I smell sex and candy.”
21.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in housewares,” and see what happens.
22.have a hissy fit in the middle of the mall.
23.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
24.Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
25.Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
26.Put M&Ms all through the aisles.
27.Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
28.Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring dinner.
29.sample all the spray air fresheners.
30.“test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
31.When a worker asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
32.Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
33.Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battle field with action figures.
32.Ask male customers if they have any pads you can borrow.
33.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
34Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms.
35.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission Impossible.”
36.Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of a store.
37.In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.
38.Hide in the clothing racks and when the people browse through, say things like “Pick me, pick me!” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
39.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, cover your ears and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”.
40.Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
41.Drag a lounge chair from a waiting room and when the people ask what your doing say "It didn't have a price so it must be free".
42.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
43.in a big store when someone is leaving stick a bar code to there back so it buzzez when they leave.
See if ya can read this---
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, you can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks
If you wanna gain a little weight all you have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks you what your size is or how much you weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when you think of women you think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
If you wanna gain a little weight all you have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks you what your size is or how much you weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when you think of women you think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
When you turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If you have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
You cannot turn back anymore
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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If you have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
You cannot turn back anymore
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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai