I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!
1.Be a real pervert
2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one
3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)
4.They look back and ask you say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!
5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing shirt sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting
6.Take pictures as well
7.Always comment on how hot their body look doing what looks hot!
8.Wait you run into a guy pervert PERV FIGHT!!!!!
9.Talk about the most perverted thing you did and said!
10.Anyways,if you like pickles,bananas,cucumbers and things shaped like that eat them sexy!
11.When a guy says"hey girl why don't you do that to my hot dog?" you simple say "I only do this with guys bigger that 5 inches" ^^
12.Always hang on to a guys arm and put your hand in their pocket!
13.If they don't like kiss them kiss them KISS THEM!!!well be touchy!
14.Watch a lot of guy on guy action and stuff like that!
15.Always be a pervert to a certain type never random.LIKE THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!
16.Listening to perverted music and sometimes love songs
17.Have perverted maginzes,books and movies
18.At parties wear revealing clothes but bot too revealing.You showing your stomach not boob showing,leg showing no arm showing,boobs no smotach,or arm showing no legs!
19.Always hang out with cute guys!!
20.Live in places were boys are at and it's hot so they wear short sleeve shirts and, or shorts!
21.Look cute and be innoncent acting but not really *evil laugh*
22.Be confident and crazy
23.Be really pretty
24.Be a little popular
The End if it's bad F**K YOU IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DICK OR BITCH AND SORRY IF SOMEONE ALREDY MADE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for typos and stuff!!!
1.Be a real pervert
2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one
3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)
4.They look back and ask you say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!
5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing shirt sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting
6.Take pictures as well
7.Always comment on how hot their body look doing what looks hot!
8.Wait you run into a guy pervert PERV FIGHT!!!!!
9.Talk about the most perverted thing you did and said!
10.Anyways,if you like pickles,bananas,cucumbers and things shaped like that eat them sexy!
11.When a guy says"hey girl why don't you do that to my hot dog?" you simple say "I only do this with guys bigger that 5 inches" ^^
12.Always hang on to a guys arm and put your hand in their pocket!
13.If they don't like kiss them kiss them KISS THEM!!!well be touchy!
14.Watch a lot of guy on guy action and stuff like that!
15.Always be a pervert to a certain type never random.LIKE THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!
16.Listening to perverted music and sometimes love songs
17.Have perverted maginzes,books and movies
18.At parties wear revealing clothes but bot too revealing.You showing your stomach not boob showing,leg showing no arm showing,boobs no smotach,or arm showing no legs!
19.Always hang out with cute guys!!
20.Live in places were boys are at and it's hot so they wear short sleeve shirts and, or shorts!
21.Look cute and be innoncent acting but not really *evil laugh*
22.Be confident and crazy
23.Be really pretty
24.Be a little popular
The End if it's bad F**K YOU IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DICK OR BITCH AND SORRY IF SOMEONE ALREDY MADE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for typos and stuff!!!
my friend sent me this text message a while ago and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
1.I like pie
2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.
3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.
4.Dog food is a beautiful thing to watch when you are eating!
5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!
6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.
7.Heeeeeeeloo!
8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.
9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
10. Fartblossom!
11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)
12. Your face is disorted when you sleeeeeep.
13. Bye said Santa while eating Blitzen.
2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.
3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.
4.Dog food is a beautiful thing to watch when you are eating!
5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!
6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.
7.Heeeeeeeloo!
8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.
9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
10. Fartblossom!
11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)
12. Your face is disorted when you sleeeeeep.
13. Bye said Santa while eating Blitzen.