Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
- some big organization
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
- some big organization
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when you say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. You look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and you never get tired of being with us.
4. I love you and only you.-Well, you guys get the picture.
5. I will be with you forever.
6. You have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. You shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for you to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. You look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and you never get tired of being with us.
4. I love you and only you.-Well, you guys get the picture.
5. I will be with you forever.
6. You have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. You shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for you to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when you want to get kicked out of the DMV. By Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy next to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people next to you look at you funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down next to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your favorite show the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big show number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy next to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people next to you look at you funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down next to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your favorite show the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big show number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.