- I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me.
- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
- Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.
- When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
- 'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
- Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
- I really like ceilings...I guess you could call me a Ceiling fan.
- Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
- Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa.
- That awkward moment when an ugly person says "I need my beauty sleep" when they really need to hibernate...
- That awkward moment When you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then u realize no one's listening to u so u kinda stop mid-sentence
- That awkward moment when people constaly say "You know?" Its like, why are you telling me stuff I know? You know?
- When looking something up on Google, if its not on the first page of search results then it doesn't exist and my journey ends there.
- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
- Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.
- When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
- 'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
- Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
- I really like ceilings...I guess you could call me a Ceiling fan.
- Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
- Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa.
- That awkward moment when an ugly person says "I need my beauty sleep" when they really need to hibernate...
- That awkward moment When you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then u realize no one's listening to u so u kinda stop mid-sentence
- That awkward moment when people constaly say "You know?" Its like, why are you telling me stuff I know? You know?
- When looking something up on Google, if its not on the first page of search results then it doesn't exist and my journey ends there.
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2013) add 1763 *; If you haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If you don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year (2013) add 1763 *; If you haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If you don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K