Hey there . Roast me!

I take things seriously XD

You fucking waste of goddamned space. You're nothing but a mistake. A failure at life. The most useless person on the planet would still somehow be more infinitely useful than you could ever hope to be. You could live a thousand fucking lives and never amount to anything. Your fucking mom should have swallowed to prevent the world from witnessing what a failed imbecile you turned out to be.

Your entire existence is a blight on humanity and by motherfucking goddamned extension reality. Do you know how sad that is to be someone like that? There is no problem you could fix. Everything and everyone you interact with would be better off if you never bothered. You are the antithetical concept of anything meaningful in the universe. What a pathetic existence...

( I apologize if this stinged too badly. I didn't want to go overboard but still deliver a meaningful shot. Also normally I can't do this to people I don't know or I am indifferent to. So I had to picture you as someone I truly hated and even then.....I am probably going 50% or so. It's kind of hard for me to go full throttle for this situation. Again apologies lol)

You look like an older, homeless Jack Harlow.

Maybe if you would get rid of that yee-yee ass haircut, you would get some b*tches on your dick,"

Why don’t you crawl back to whatever micro-organism cesspool you came from, and try not to breath any of our oxygen on the way there

''You look like you struggle with simple tasks.''

I would roast you but you looking in the mirror should do the job.

Am sorry but I just-

Beat it, you bedhopping relic before I have you arrested for assault because the very sight of you is assaulting my eyes.

Your nickname is Gullu! Need I say more!!

your teeth are broken of course because you have been bitten your ass!