If you opened your door and saw a gift package with your name on it, what would you expect? would you even open it?

I'd have to put gloves on and treat the box like it's poison, given that I don't wanna get sick.

I would expect to be a letter from my future self reminding me to remind myself to set a reminder on my phone that reminds me of that one time i was reminded.

A gift? For me? Wow, thanks, Jet! xD

Well, yeah, anyway. Who the fuck would send ME a gift? Lmao

Considering how my bday is tomorrow, I'd be both thrilled and skeptical. I'd probably end up not touching it out of fear that it may be a bomb. Like what happened to Cole in Empire City.