What are two things you certain you'll never do? ❌

1. There is no way in hell I'll ever touch a crab (phobia as well)
2. I refuse to stop eating like a fat man

1: Marry a woman who doesn't love me.
2: Start Babylonia Absolute Demonic Front without at least making most of the servants I'll actually use level 80.

1. Eat vegan food.
2. Eat vegan food.

1. Achieve my dreams, apparently
2. Learn math

Just 2 things? OK...

1) I will never get piercings of any kind.
2) I also will never get a tattoo.

I hate needles, and the thought of anything sharp going thru my body makes me uncomfortable.

1) Eat Tomatoes. Every attempt in the past has resulted in me throwing up.

2) Stick my fingers inside every hole I find. You can take that as Life advice in more ways than one !!!!