What do you do if a spider jumps on your back?

give it a piggy back ride because obviously it wants one, why else would it jump on my back?

Things were good while they lasted !!!!

You Batista bomb yourself.

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Scream, flick it off fast as I am terrified of spiders.

slam my back to the wall.
Sacrifices have to be made.

I think i would scream and tell my sister to get it of. Random story I was plugging my plug into the wall and all I see is a spider sitting there near my hand and I'm like wtf so I run into my sister's room and yell the spider get it squash it and she replies hope it eats ur brain I'm to tired to hurt a spider.

I guess if spider jumps on me, I will jump too!

YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME, INSECTOID!?~