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KataraLover said:
Your mama so ugly, people go as her for Halloween
Your mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
Your mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone
Your mama so ugly, she makes unions cry
Your mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Your mama so ugly, when she tried to be a stripper, people gave her money to keep her clothes on
Your mama so stupid, she couldn't recognize her own reflection when she got new glasses and thought it was someone who broke into her house
Your mama so loose, she's been under more men than all the toilets in the world have
Your mama so stupid, she thinks STD means "Save the Dogs"
Your mama so old and ugly, she's considered living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth
Your mama so stupid, you can hear crickets in her head
Your mama so old, there were so many candles on her last birthday cake that the house burned down
Your mama so stupid, when she took a pregnancy test, she thought if it was blue it meant she was having a boy
Your mama so clumsy, the blind without a cane or a service dog have a better sense of direction than her
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